Fw: Helping 2 drowning victums

I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande this morning; he
was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was
carrying. Along with him was an illegal Hispanic who was also struggling
to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped
to his back.

If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.  And being a responsible
I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland Security.

It is now 4pm and they still haven't responded.
I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps.


Anonymous said...

Wow, Jesus would be so proud.

Anonymous said...

A "muslim extremist", swimming across the Rio Grande weighed down with weapons? Do people actually think something like this could every happen?

An immigrant with a backpack full of "drugs" (how would you even know that? X-Ray vision?). Do people believe this is even possible? That the cartels don't have easy ways to get their lucrative product into the country?

I think the only "victums" here are common sense, humor and logic.

ferschitz said...

I think the person who wrote this stinkbomb - and those who find it a laff riot and pass it on to their pals to yuck it up - need to say these simple words: Get behind me, Satan.

Just saying...

Valeyard said...

A Muslim extremist, an illegal Hispanic, and a Democrat walk into an e-mail. The bartender says, "Eh, it's not as bad as my Facebook friends."

CharlieE said...

I've got a better one.

This doctor runs for Congress on a "Let's repeal Obamacare" platform. Then he gets to Washington and asks, "Where is my Government health care?"

When he's told that he can't get his health care until 28 days after he starts work, he asks, "Can't I buy health care from the government in the meantime? How am I supposed to go 28 days without health insurance?"

No, you can't buy health insurance form the government because the party you belong to (and you, presumably) doesn't believe in a public option.

Oh, and sadly, this isn't a joke.


Bebe 99 said...

You don't usually hear the term "illegal hispanic." Now that Texas has voted in so many Repub's to state offices, racism against Hispanics, ala Arizona, has probably become acceptable once again. Welcome back to 1950, Texas.

gruaud said...

That's why we call 'em regressives...

Hooray4US said...

Thanks, CharleE... proving once again the vapid stupidity of T-tardz for all time.

And sadly, it's no laughing matter.

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