Fw: Phone calls.....

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.
The devil tells them it's for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he finished the devil
informs hi the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth call England and talks for 30 minutes. When
she finished the devil informs her the cost is 6 million dollars,
so the Queen writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.
When he finished the devil informed him there was no charge,
and Bush could feel free to call the USA - free - anytime.

Putin goes ballistic and asks why Bush got to call the USA free.

The devil replied, ¨Since Obama became president of the USA,
the country has gone to hell, so - naturally - it's a LOCAL call....


ferschitz said...

For a RWF "joke," this is better quality than most, which is not saying much - the rightwing joke "bar" is set very, very low.

I would revise the final punch line to read: After you (eg Devil talking to Bush) became Pres, the USA went to hell, and now all calls are local.

But given that this is the opposition telling the "joke," well... ok.

Anonymous said...

I thought England had already gone to hell, what with their socialized medicine and death panels and stuff, also.

bendk said...

Should've been "there's no charge for employees"

Anonymous said...

Another "joke" recycled by rightwingers; I know I saw a version of this at least as far back as Reagan.

Andrew said...

Nice to see that a russia where the opposition is in jail is better than the US these days.

katz said...

I prefer the one that ends with Bush giving Clinton a BJ.

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