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George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.

The devil tells them it's for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he finished the devil

informs hi the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth call England and talks for 30 minutes. When

she finished the devil informs her the cost is 6 million dollars,

so the Queen writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.

When he finished the devil informed him there was no charge,

and Bush could feel free to call the USA - free - anytime.

Putin goes ballistic and asks why Bush got to call the USA free.

The devil replied, ¨Since Obama became president of the USA,

the country has gone to hell, so - naturally - it's a LOCAL call....