George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.The devil tells them it's for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he finished the devilinforms hi the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth call England and talks for 30 minutes. Whenshe finished the devil informs her the cost is 6 million dollars,
so the Queen writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.
When he finished the devil informed him there was no charge,
and Bush could feel free to call the USA - free - anytime.
Putin goes ballistic and asks why Bush got to call the USA free.
The devil replied, ¨Since Obama became president of the USA,
the country has gone to hell, so - naturally - it's a LOCAL call....