To All My Democratic Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive,
gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or
secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally
successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of
the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due
respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to
society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is
necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the
Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race,
creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of
the wish.
To My Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year in the year of our Lord Jesus Christ
2010.
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And to my democratic friends: happy holidays.
The rest of you can choke on your own bile.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year in the year of our Lord Jesus Christ
2010.
Hello, it's 2009, not 2010. These folks need wording help.
I like the first greeting, but why not just keep it simple: "Happy holidays"?
And Happy New Year 1431, Republican xenophobes.
I was walking down a street in my neighborhood,
past a home that usually had political signs for
reactionary candidates and other, assorted jingoistic crap. So a middle-aged woman walks
out the front door and shouts 'Merry Christmas!"
at me.
Odd because there wasn't a hint of joy or goodwill.
It was as if it were a challenge.
Most peculiar, this one-sided War of Christmas.
To my Republican friends (not the ashamed-to-admit-it-these-days moderate old Eisenhower Republicans, just the rest of you):
Go fuck yourselves.
@gruaud, "War of Christmas" thanks, I needed a simpler way to refer to what used to be a time of goodwill and generosity but is now just another occasion for mean-spirited, hate-thy-neighborism.
My RWD walks up to each Salvation Army person he sees and tells them "I'm not giving you money until you say Merry Christmas!"
I keep hearing Tiny Tim say "God Bless us, every one."
Well wishes accepted without obligation to return same. Thanks,
- Your liberal friend.
Infantalizing and victimizing themselves to the bitter end. Like: whatever.
I started saying Happy Holidays a long time ago. Who gives a shit? Seriously, out here in Glennbeckistan (where my olds live) there's all these stupid signs about remembering the "reason for the season."
I wish these wingers would figure it out that the prophet named Jesus was all about kindness and the golden rule. I doubt he'd be particularly happy to see wingers being nasty "in his name." So stupid and so not at all "christian" spritied.
PS All the best and much joy to my blogging pals here in this holiday season no matter what your pol persuasion.
Jesus, who as ferschitz points out is the "reason for the season," would not differentiate or discriminate between people. Jesus would simply say something like: peace and joy to everyone.
I realize that this is considered the height of rightwing "humor," but the "war on Christmas" meme is old, tired and should be retired.
Dumb, dull, stupid as ever.
I guess these smug Republicans, who condescend to us libruls for being so stupidly PC, will all be rushing out to purchase the Obama Christmas ornament so thoughtfully depicted in the prior forward. Just shows how rightwingers do truly have the "real Christmas spirit," doesn't it?
And then they can go look in the mirror while reciting the Christmas Bell Bible verses so thoughtfully provided in the RWF up above. A fitting commentary to their saintliness and favorableness in the eyes of their chosen "god."
1. Send out a disgustingly racist "joke" email completely dissing the POTUS
2. Send out an arrogant rude condescending email that is full of hate and spite towards teh eeevul liebruls, whilsts patting righties on the back for having the "real spirit of Christmas."
3. Follow up with yet another racist joke about the POTUS instructing everyone about how seriously "funny" it is.
4. Then send out an self-serving email filled with Bible verses proving what "stand-up" "godly" folks rightwingers all, whilst patting themselves on the back for having the "real spirit of Christmas."
Tawdry, typical, sad, pathetic, creepy LOSERS. Revealed for all the world to see how unfunny, racist and self-serving they are, and yes, troll with dozens of PhDs, I'm looking at you, too.
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