A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.
"May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent.
"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy.
"Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent.
"But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other." "This I gotta see," replied the agent. With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind.
"By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Chicago ." "Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago ?"
The agent replied, "I recognized Obama in the middle."
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Doo Doo
An old joke co-opted to make a dumbass point
He is a bum-hole, it is a joke.
If that's the best joke you've heard lately, my
condolences to your deceased sense of humor.
It's funny because black people are the same color as poo!
I would like to in the same breath remind the public that the GOP is not, in fact, racist and eagerly welcomes the votes of all Negro-Americans.
Republic humor is an oxymoron, and by stating that most teabaggers will be pearl-clutchingly offended because they'll think I just called them all morons!! ha ha: morans!
Geez, if this is "the best joke I've heard lately," I really don't want to know what other jokes this person has heard recently. Talk about grade school poo-poo "humor."
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