Fw: FW: Tiger Jokes (It Don't Take Long)

Ha ha ....spreading faster than swine flu.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball
400 yards.

Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of
drivers. They are said to be named Elin Woods."clubs you can beat Tiger

News travels fast. The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods'
crash. They are calling it, "Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger," or how about
"Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant"?

What do you buy a Tiger for Christmas?.A new windshield!

Tiger is now in trouble with his sponsor Gillette because he said that "this
was the closest shave I have had yet."

Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat

Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second

Tiger uses clubs to hit golf balls while his wife uses clubs to hit tigers

Just because you're the world's no. 1 golfer, it doesn't mean you can't be
beaten by your wife.


ferschitz said...

Finally! A RWF that doesn't totally bash BHO. Amazing; thought these folks were just one-trick ponies.

CMcD said...

I liked, "Tiger found himself with an unplayable lie." (I hate to admit this, but I think I saw it on LENO.)

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