FW: Solution to Senior Health Care

Sent: Tuesday, July 28, 2009 4:09 PM
Subject: FW: Solution to Senior Health Care

>> The Perfect Solution to Senior Health Care
>> While discussing the upcoming Universal Health Care Program with my
>> sister-in-law the other day, I think we have found the solution. I am

>> sure you have heard the ideas that if you 're a senior you need to
>> suck it up and give up the idea that you need any health care. A new
>> hip? Unheard of. We simply can't afford to take care of you anymore.
>> You don't need any medications for your high blood pressure,
diabetes, heart problems, etc.

>> Let's take care of the young people. After all, they will be ruling
>> the world very soon.
>> So here is the solution. When you turn 70, you get a gun and 4
>> You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of course,

>> you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof
>> over your head and all the health care you need! New teeth, great!
Need glasses, no problem.
>> New hip, knee, kidney, lung, heart? Well bring it on. And who will be

>> paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that
>> you are too old for health care. And, since you are a prisoner, you
>> don't have to pay any income tax!
>> I really think we have found a Perfect Solution!


Anonymous said...

Y'know, there are a lot of problems with the developing health care bill, and we certainly can't fall into the trap of believing everyone who protests is a loon.

But convincing seniors that the government is going to kill them all if those LIBERALS are allowed to pass a bill guaranteeing them basic health care without paying tens of thousands of dollars... that's just despicable.

Anonymous said...

It would be "nice" to have a "loyal opposition" in order to have a more balanced viewpoint and at least a gesture towards democracy in action (and fairness to most).

But w/the present state of what passes for a Republican party, that is clearly not possible anymore. They are nothing more than schoolyard bullies.

At one point, I felt that many were being misled by Limberger the Hutt, et al. Now I really feel that many of these jerks DO really know what the TRUTH is, but they are willing to lie, cheat & KILL (I say that with all seriousness) to GET THEIR WAY.

What that "way" is remains very unclear to me.

If you read transcripts of the current "town halls," the Congressional Rep is actually providing answers to questions that Republicans should like. Instead of going: Oh, ok, I'm glad to hear that - abortion won't be funded by this bill; illegals won't get free health care; seniors won't be killed indiscriminately; whatever - thanks for clearing that up.

No, instead, these jerks just shriek: LIAR! BullShit! You didn't read the bill! Facist! Etc. It is disgusting and frankly is leading me to some point of despair for ever getting this country back onto some type of "even keel." It did used to exist.

I dislike feeling so negatively towards these people, but I have really run out of patience w/their insanity, noisy nastiness, and downright ugly bullying. There is nothing productive about any of it for anyone, other than the super wealthy, who laugh, laugh, laugh all the way to their secret swiss bank accounts.

Anonymous said...

The bad guys are winning, despite what most people want. They have the money and the mass media. That they repeatedly bray that the media is "liberal" is just rigging the game even more.

Marc with a C said...

Except that in prison it can take upwards of 18 months to get yourself a pair of fucking glasses.

And you thought socialized medicine was bad!

Anonymous said...

Leaving aside the stupidity and insanity of the plan (just for a moment), let's actually examine how this would work:
At least 5,000 people turn 50 every day.
So, on Day One of the Health Care plan, 5,000 grandparents descend on Washington with their guns, preparing to shoot them some Congressmen.

Let's assume (since they are old, may not have great vision, can't run fast, and many will not have great skill or precision with a firearm) that only 500 of those people will have any real chance of bagging their "2 senators and 2 representatives." That leaves 1000 senators and 1000 representatives dead. Oh, wait. We've run out of senators by murdering granny number 50 and representatives by grandpa number 218 (who will sadly only get to kill one).

This will provide health care for approximately 218/5000 seniors ON ONE DAY.

Of course, all of the other seniors will most likely kill some bystanders and some of the other seniors. So, there will be slightly more of them in jail and fewer of them left alive to insure.

What a plan.

CMcD said...

And this is their idea of the Perfect Plan. More proof that these people should never run anything.

Anonymous said...

I am sure you have heard the ideas that if you 're a senior you need to suck it up and give up the idea that you need any health care.

Only from wingtard forwards like this one, dear.

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