Fw: bartender asks

*Obama walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.*

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*The bartender asks, "Where did you get that?" *

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*" Africa . . . they're all over the place!", said the Parrot.*


Marc with a C said...

I don't get it. Is the parrot cracking wise over the fact that black people come from Africa?

Anonymous said...

Wow, that's so funny... NOT!

I don't really get it, either. It just seems like an excuse to point out that - GASP, SHRIEK - Obama is black! Teh horrer, teh horror.

What about the fact that, uh, BHO is actually half white? Ever think about that, ya morans?

Anonymous said...

I never knew parrots were so deeply racist.

But I guess parrots and right wingers have something in common: just because they have the ability to speak doesn't mean they actually posses any intelligence.

Anonymous said...

Yep. I totally agree, Racist Joke. If there is one thing Africa is known for it is that is is crawling with multi-racial semi-progressive Presidents of the United States. Yep. That's the thing it is known for.

I do wonder, though, what was a parrot (mostly found in South America and Australasia) doing in Africa? The joke doesn't work unless you oddly assume parrots are known for coming from Africa.

I've got a joke:

Sarah Palin walks into a bar in with a penguin on her shoulder.
The bartender asks, "Where did you get that?"
"Alaska...they're all over the place!", said the Penguin.

Anonymous said...

That's true: parrots don't generally "live" in Africa. Hence: duh! Stupid on so many levels, along w/being racist.

As someone said, though, these types don't believe in edumacation, so - eh? parrots? seems like they "should" live in Africa. Must be true bc I'm a wingtard and I said it's true.

gruaud said...

To whomever came up with that gem: I did your mama.

Celia said...

I preferred this joke when it was about a parrot with a man stuck to his feet :(

CMcD said...

Was the parrot a Norwegian Blue? (Beautiful plumage.)

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