Fw: Fw: Balance

Subject: Balance

God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him
resting on the seventh day...

He inquired, "God, where have you been?"

God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look,
Michael. Look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it.. I'm going to call it
Earth and it's going to be a place to test 'Balance'."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."

God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, northern
Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern
Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've pl aced a continent of white
people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all
things."

God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely
hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and
said, "What's that one?"

"That’s the State of Tennessee, the most glorious place on earth. There are
beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains.
The people from the State of Tennessee are going to be handsome, modest,
intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will
be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and
producers of good things."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about
balance, God? You said there would be balance.."

God smiled, "There’s Washington DC. Wait 'till you see the idiots I put
there.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow, God's kind of a cruel hearted prick. And he has waaaayyy too high of an opinion of the work he did in Tennessee. I hate to be the one to tell him that it didn't quite turn out the way he planned.

Anonymous said...

Oh, I get it: Gawd's a whining southern white man with a vast sense of entitlement, a simplistic view of life, who thinks that segregation is the BEST!

Shazam! Where do I sign up for that gawd's church??? NOT!

Love how they "create" "god" in the image of their own sorry @sses.

Celia said...

This joke crops up with various different places featuring. England/France, for example, or Canada/America. It depends what your bias is.

Anonymous said...

Tennessee? Really? God's favorite place is Tennessee? No wonder I'm an atheist.

Marc with a C said...

Why does the University of TN use orange as its official color?

Because you can wear it to the game Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and collecting garbage the rest of the week!

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