How the world works lately...
If a man cuts his finger off while
slicing salami at work,
he blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
your family blames the
tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes
into a tree while driving home drunk,
he blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are
Brats without manners,
you blame television.
If your friend is shot by a
Deranged madman,
you blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks
into the cockpit and
tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
and the passengers
kill him instead,
the mother of the crazed deceased
blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to
understand the world
as it is anymore.
So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ASS is parked
in front of this computer,
I want all of you to
blame Bill Gates.
If a man cuts his finger off while
slicing salami at work,
he blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
your family blames the
tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes
into a tree while driving home drunk,
he blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are
Brats without manners,
you blame television.
If your friend is shot by a
Deranged madman,
you blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks
into the cockpit and
tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
and the passengers
kill him instead,
the mother of the crazed deceased
blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to
understand the world
as it is anymore.
So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ASS is parked
in front of this computer,
I want all of you to
blame Bill Gates.
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3 comments:
Huh? Where's a Obama death panel when you need one?!? Into the chute, granny!
On today's view into Right Wingland, we learn that only one person is ever responsible for bad things, and that person is never a company, ever!
"If a man cuts his finger off while
slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant."
Well, if there's no guard on the slicer and the restaurant knew for years it was an unsafe situation...
"If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company."
Well, if the tobacco companies went before congress on television and said there was no health risks to cigarettes whatsoever, and buries evidence they had in-hand that cigarettes were actually dangerous...
"If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer."
No, no one ever does that. We liberals might call for more stringent buying requirements if "deranged madmen" are able to easily buy guns...
"I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore."
Is anyone else scared that when we get old, everything will frighten and disgust us?
He is right about one thing though. He is an old wrinkled ass.
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