FW: Don't forget about next Saturday

Sent: Monday, August 10, 2009 5:51 PM
Subject: Fwd: Don't forget about next Saturday

Begin forwarded message:

Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you
may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than
his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM
Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house
completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your
block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All
patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay
to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all
American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack
at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American
government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your
participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America !
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.
If you don't send this to at least 5 people, you're a
terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are in the position of
posing as a national threat.


Carmen Machado said...

... wow.


Anonymous said...

Well, this is actually mildly amusing. I've seen it before. It has racist overtones, but in comparison to most of these RWF's, this is pretty mild and somewhat silly.

Given the nasty thuggery being exhibited at the moment, I give this one a half thumb's up.

Anonymous said...

I'd actually approve of that. Of course, to be properly feminist, then we swap.

Emma said...

Wow, Muslims honor fidelity and disapprove of altering one's mental state through drugs.

God bless Islam.

Anonymous said...

Of course, it is also a sin in Christianity and Judaism to covet thy neighbor's ass...or, um, wife might be a little less on the nose (and literal).

So, in order to prove you are not a Muslim, you will be proving that you are a bad Christian or Jew.

Well, still a better thought out plan than arming the seniors and setting them loose in D.C.

Snarla said...

All Muslim males will have to commit suicide...and all Muslims are terrorists, so there's no flaw in this well-thought-out plan.
If only Condoleezza had implemented "Operation Bare Nekkid" while she was Secretary of State, she could have offed all the world's Muslim leaders. Why did no wingnut think of this in time?
Was this John SIDNEY McCain's secret plan for getting Bin Laden?

gruaud said...

The last little threat of "if you don't send this to 5 people, you're a terrorsist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward" really sells it, I think.

Way to go, bed-wetters.

Even when you try to be funny, your reptile brains always manage to short-circuit the joke.

bendk said...

They forgot the "all women who do not participate will be slapped across the face because you're a hussy who left the kitchen and wanted to get a job" line.

Marc with a C said...

Please. With the obesity rate amongst Americans in general and Red Staters in particular?

Muslims won't be the only ones committing suicide.

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