Fw: Who Am I?

I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in

another country. I was not his only child. He fathered several children

with numerous women. I became very close to my mother, as my father

showed no interest in me. My mother died at an early age from cancer.

Later in life, questions arose over my real name. My birth records were

sketchy and no one was able to produce a legitimate, reliable birth


I grew up practicing one faith but converted to Christianity, as it was

widely accepted in my country, but I practiced non-traditional beliefs &

didn't follow Christianity, except in the public eye under scrutiny.

I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult, disguising

myself as someone who really cared about them. That was before I decided

it was time to get serious about my life and I embarked on a new career.

I wrote a book about my struggles growing up. It was clear to those who

read my memoirs that I had difficulties accepting that my father

abandoned me as a child.

I became active in local politics in my 30's then with help behind the

scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national

office in my 40s. They said I had a golden tongue and could talk anyone

into anything. That reinforced my conceit.

I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history, and no

experience in leading a single organization. Yet I was a powerful

speaker and citizens were drawn to me as though I were a magnet and they

were small roofing tacks. I drew incredibly large crowds during my

public appearances. This bolstered my ego.

At first, my political campaign focused on my country's foreign policy.

I was very critical of my country in the last war and seized every

opportunity to bash my country. But what launched my rise to national

prominence were my views on the country's economy. I pretended to have a

really good plan on how we could do better and every poor person would

be fed & housed for free.

I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess. It was

the free market, banks & corporations. I decided to start making

citizens hate them and if they were envious of others who did well, the

plan was clinched tight. I called mine "A People's Campaign" and that

sounded good to all people.

I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the

traditional path of politics & was able to gain widespread popular

support. I knew that, if I merely offered the people 'hope', together we

could change our country and the world.

So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were on behalf of the

downtrodden, poor, ignorant to include "persecuted minorities" like the

Jews. My true views were not widely known & I needed to keep them

unknown, until after I became my nation's leader.

I had to carefully guard reality, as anybody could have easily found out

what I really believed, if they had simply read my writings and examined

those people I associated with. I'm glad they didn't. Then I became the

most powerful man in the world. And the world learned the truth.

Who am I?




Anonymous said...

As Gomer Pyle often said: surprise, surprise, surprise...

DUH... just gob-smacked that somehow the KKK party has found a way to compare Hitler to... gee I just don't know... zzzzzzzz

Marc with a C said...

"It was the free market, banks & corporations."

I think you mean Jews and communists.

Another main difference: Hitler was a white, vegetarian nonsmoker.

Anonymous said...

I remember just a few years ago, any time someone compared Bush to Hitler (a silly comparison - Hitler, for all of his faults, wasn't a complete imbecile) right wing pundits would run around screaming "HOW DARE YOU COMPARE BUSH TO HITLER!!!1!! LIBERALS ARE OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!!1!!!" How times have changed.

I think it shows just how far off the deep end the right wing has gone that not two months into his presidency they're howling "OMG! OBAMEE IS TEH HITLER!!!!" Us loony liberals at least waited until Bush did something Hitler-esque (start an unprovoked war) before making such analogies.

Anonymous said...

"I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office in my 40s."

Unless, sometime in your 40s, you exploded and your guts somehow splattered the necessary forms to fill in the required information for candidacy, you did NOT literally "burst onto the scene as a candidate". "Literally" is not an intensifier.

Anonymous said...

Repugnant hypocrisy spins again... yes, as a prior post states, while it was silly to compare W to Hitler, if any progressive did so, the reTHUGS wall over it like flies on $hit.

Well, they sort of had a point, and it's a stupid analogy, despite the true fact the W's grandfather did support the Third Reich (at least for a while b/c of money interests, naturally).

But of course, now it's all IOKIYAR. Compare BHO to Hitler? Sure! Have Evil Cheney blast BHO for not doing a good job & making the US unsafe on nationwide TV? Definitely! Why not. IOKIYAR, doncha know?

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