Suicidal Muslims...
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide ... Let's see now...
No Jesus
No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaders
No Nude Women
No car races
No football
No soccer
No golf
No tailgate parties
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No lobster
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No nachos
No Beer nuts
No Beer !!!!!!!!
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
But your donkey has a better disposition.
Then, they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here?
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3/28/2009 08:45:00 AM
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9 comments:
Whoo, racist and sexist! Thanks for that, right-wing e-mail writer.
(A lot of those things apply to Jews also - everyone knows even non-orthodox Jews don't eat pork, for example. But we won't mention that)
More than half that list is wrong, but why ruin a perfectly bigoted list with facts?
Poor Christians, having to get by with no Ramadan, no Nowruz, no Eid al-Adha, having to wear constricting, unflattering clothing instead of loose robes. It's no wonder they're always blowing up federal buildings and planting pipe bombs.
No Jesus or Nude Women? Man, that's harsh! Surely Jesus would want everyone to enjoy car races.
If I had to live with the jackoffs who wrote this list, I'd probably be eying a suicide vest as well.
Just amazing the ignorance displayed here and its sad that so many Americans will actually believe this crap.
By ignorant ditto-heads, for ignorant ditto-heads.
Aside from the wrong stuff, like there is a golf course (several, actually) in Muslim countries like Dubai, who knew that the secret to Christianity is Nude Women? I should convert. I don't see nearly enough nude women at the agnostics meetings I go to. Do they now have pole dancing by the alter?
Yeah, stupid poor people! Why do you want to be poor? Stupid! Let's laugh at them!!!
The comic was funny tho...
I liked the cartoon, too. I'm still considering borrowing it.
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