Fw: Suicidal Muslims

Suicidal Muslims...

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide
... Let's see now...

No Jesus

No Christmas

No television

No cheerleaders

No Nude Women

No car races

No football

No soccer

No golf

No tailgate parties

No pork BBQ

No hot dogs

No burgers

No lobster

No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks

No nachos

No Beer nuts

No Beer !!!!!!!!

Rags for clothes and towels for hats.

Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.

Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

More than one wife.

You can't shave.

Your wives can't shave.

You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

Your bride is picked by someone else.

She smells just like your donkey.

But your donkey has a better disposition.

Then, they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery here?


Celia said...

Whoo, racist and sexist! Thanks for that, right-wing e-mail writer.

(A lot of those things apply to Jews also - everyone knows even non-orthodox Jews don't eat pork, for example. But we won't mention that)

Snarla said...

More than half that list is wrong, but why ruin a perfectly bigoted list with facts?
Poor Christians, having to get by with no Ramadan, no Nowruz, no Eid al-Adha, having to wear constricting, unflattering clothing instead of loose robes. It's no wonder they're always blowing up federal buildings and planting pipe bombs.

Anonymous said...

No Jesus or Nude Women? Man, that's harsh! Surely Jesus would want everyone to enjoy car races.

Marc with a C said...

If I had to live with the jackoffs who wrote this list, I'd probably be eying a suicide vest as well.

Anonymous said...

Just amazing the ignorance displayed here and its sad that so many Americans will actually believe this crap.

CMcD said...

By ignorant ditto-heads, for ignorant ditto-heads.

Anonymous said...

Aside from the wrong stuff, like there is a golf course (several, actually) in Muslim countries like Dubai, who knew that the secret to Christianity is Nude Women? I should convert. I don't see nearly enough nude women at the agnostics meetings I go to. Do they now have pole dancing by the alter?

VagusDoc said...

Yeah, stupid poor people! Why do you want to be poor? Stupid! Let's laugh at them!!!
The comic was funny tho...

Snarla said...

I liked the cartoon, too. I'm still considering borrowing it.

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