Fwd: : Our KNIGHT has come to save us all!!!

Curator's note: This RWFD came into the inbox with the images stacked at the bottom and the disjointed text displayed above. It was impossibly nonsensical, so MRWD waived its policy of not altering FWDs in the interest of readability. The disjointed text appears exactly as in the original FWD. The folks in the The Retired Rochester Cop's Squad Room got a bit of a kick out it, too.




Subject: Fwd: Fw: : Our KNIGHT has come to save us all!!!


Christen
him,

"Sir Hopenchange".


Our


knight has come to save us all.




He

began as a simple huckster shaking down government agencies


and scamming public funding under the ambiguous title of


community organizer.




But

his ability to talk good caught the media by their


collective heart and it was love at first sound bite. They
took control

of building an image for him as the man who


will reform our country into a quasi socialist nation and


change the world in the process.


(heard


this before?)



Finally,

his transformation is complete. He has ascended to a


glorious high that no one could have predicted 18 months
ago.

In the minds of the media, he is indeed the Messiah


sent from the heavens to deliver the world into a new era of


something marvelous that will be better than everything


else that wasn't as marvelous even though it could


have been but wasn't.




So,

here we are Inauguration Day! Whoddahthunkit?








We

are trusting the future, or at least the next four years to


a cult figure who brings with him a questionable background,


no executive experience and very liberal congress controlled


in both houses by people of questionable motives, morals and

ethics.


GOD,


help us!









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3 comments:

Marc with a C said...

Whoa. That Rochester dude is a perfect example of the tiny-dicked high school thug who became a cop after he realized that he couldn't hack it in the military and nobody was going to take him seriously for the rest of his life unless he had a gun and a badge.

Because nothing says "serve and protect" like a tactical vest, a semi-auto shotgun, combat boots, kevlar gloves, and big sunglasses (then again, nothing says gay stripper like his profile photo either).

SJT said...

Someone help me out, I'm trying to figure out who they put as Judas in that Last Supper travesty. Its the one with the big head just left of Anderson Cooper. Who is that?

Not that I'm sure whoever made that was thoughtful enough to put much meaning in it.

VagusDoc said...

Playa haters! I finally figured out who these nutjobs really were. Repubs lose one friggen election and they declare Jihad on Obama. Oh yeah, and the author forgot to incorporate muslim imagery. Then this would be the motherload hybrid of all time; President MuslofacosocilsmocommiKlingon Obama.

 
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