Fw: Finally

Finally! A joke that will reach to the farthest corners of the earth.

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.
The speaker and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before. To make it a little more interesting, the speaker says to the Pope, "Did You know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?"
He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.
The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do.
"That was impressive, the Pope says, "But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."
The speaker seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."
So the Pope slapped her

10 comments:

C.M. Gonzalez said...

Real nice, Girl-Hitter.

Angry Crank said...

Oh, I see. The Pope thinks people like misogyny. That would explain so many of the Church's positions.

Anonymous said...

Earth to Wingnuts: This doesn't make any sense!

A bunch of people in the crowd cheer for Pelosi. Why would those same people cheer for the Pope slapping her? No logic, no funny.

This isn't a joke so much as someone's sick desire to slap an uppity woman.

VagusDoc said...

Hey this is edited!
The joke goes on; Uh, then Pelosi kicks the Pope in the nuts and everyone laughs at an old guy out of touch with his congregation elected by other old guys out of touch with the world at large falls to the ground in agony.
It's not "Ha Ha" in practice, only in imagination land, where people stop voting for Republicans who are against their economic interests.

Anonymous said...

You can take the Pope out of the Nazi Uniform, but you can't take the Nazi out of the Pope...

Anonymous said...

I'm just glad we finally have a joke that will reach to the farthest corners of the earth. I think they'll really get a kick out of this in Tuvalu.

Celia said...

This wouldn't reach (not in that way, anyway) any corners of the earth outside America. Few people outside of America know or care who Nancy Pelosi is. There response would be "Why is the pope hitting that woman?"

Anonymous said...

I think people around the world would assume the Pope likes hitting women and keeping them down. That would be completely consistent with Catholic thinking.

Holden said...

Ratzinger, you old rascal!

VagusDoc said...

It'd be funny if we could get people to say Ratzinger instead of fuck, but only saying it by itself. For instance telling someone to "Ratzinger Off" doesn't really work, but if you do something like stub your toe and you yell out "RATZINGER!"... that'd be fun.

 
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