Fw: A Wish to Live Forever

THIS IS NOT THE USUAL "LIVE FOREVER" WISH.  IT WILL CAUSE YOU TO SMILE A LITTLE.  


 

Subject: A Wish to Live Forever


I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish.

"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their a***s!"

"You crafty bas***d," said the fairy. 

4 comments:

gruaud said...

Aw, that is so cute.

You know who has his f****ing head lodged right up his f***ing a**?

John Boehner.

Zeno said...

How very appropriate, now that the House of Representatives is controlled by the Republicans.

katz said...

Why did they bleep out the E? Seems unnecessary. Actually the entire censoring seems unnecessary.

ferschitz said...

Wow - a RWF that I actually agree with?? Where are those who chide me for not being more, ummmm, flexible or something when viewing these these excresences??

Hear ye, hear ye: I AGREE with this one. And frankly, at this stage, it wouldn't matter to me whether so-called "Democrats" or so-called "Republicans" had the majority. They are, one & all, bought off by our coporate Oligarchs and solely and only working for the upper 1%.

Screw 'em all. Wish we could stop their paychecks & and their pensions. IMO *none* of them are worth a dime.

 
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