Fw: IN REGARDS TO MY DOG

IN REGARDS TO MY DOG:


Please be advised I am tired of receiving questions about my dog who mauled 3 Muslims si tting on a rug next to my back wall, 6 illegals wearing Obama t-shirts, 4 Democrats wearing Pelosi t-shirts, 2 rappers, 5 phone operators who asked me to press #1 for English, 9 teenagers with their pants hanging down past their cracks, 8 customer service desk people speaking in broken English, 10 flag burners, and a Pakistani taxi driver.


FOR THE LAST TIME...THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE

4 comments:

womzilla said...

"5 phone operators who asked me to press #1 for English"

Christ, right-wingers really are self-centered assholes, aren't they?

Anonymous said...

You couldn't pull a greased pin out of a conservative's asshole with a Ford F-150.

After 30 years of this nonsense, all the shit has obviously backed up into their brains.

Anonymous said...

In the dog's defense, all of these EVIL people were on that dude's lawn. How many times does he really have to yell at you punks to get off his lawn?

ferschitz said...

Is this supposed to be a joke?

We've seen some pretty gawd-awful rightwing humor FAILS over time here, but this one is right up there in the top ten for being pathetic, dull, dumb and just mind-numbingly crappy. Like: DUH.

 
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