Fw: TSA Screening Statistics ............

This should encourage you to fly more
TSA Screening Statistics ............

2010 year-end statistics on TSA airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:    
Terrorist Plots Discovered               0
Transvestites                              133
Hernias                                    1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases                  3,172
Enlarged Prostates                 8,249
Breast Implants                    59,350
Natural Blondes                            3


LiberalGunner said...

I get it!

Democrats don't know how to do security.

CharlieE said...

But didn't the Republicans give us the TSA?

Anonymous said...

I get it too!

Republicans are obsessed with age-related health problems and sex!

In other words - they' re a bunch of dirty old men.

katz said...

Dude, this isn't a conservative issue.

ferschitz said...

I don't get it. IF the purpose of the Republican created TSA was to discover dreaded terrorists, then these stats seem to imply either a) the Republican created TSA ain't doing it's job, or b) there weren't any terrorists to find... hence WE, the taxpayers, are *wasting* tax dollars on Cheney & Chertoff's rape-porno scanner SCAM machines.

I vote for the latter.

Don't get the "joke" here, but that's not unusual with so-called rightwing "humor."

Creative Commons License
MyRightWingDad.net is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License.