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After numerous rounds of 'We don't even know if Osama is still alive', Barack Obama has now been telling everyone he will capture Osama Bin Laden when elected.
So, Osama himself decided to send Barack Obama a letter in
his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.
Obama opened the letter and it contained a single line of coded message:
370H-SSV-0773H
Obama was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Howard Dean.
Dean and the DNC and his aides had no clue either, so
they sent it to Joe Biden. Joe Biden could not solve so it
was sent to the FBI and the CIA.
Eventually they asked John McCain and his Staff to
look at it. And within minutes McCain's Staff e-mailed Obama
with this reply:
'Tell Obama he's holding the message upside down'.
3 comments:
Wait a minute. I thought that Obama WAS Osama, or at least that they were BFFs or frat brothers or something. I mean, that's what I've been hearing for a year now from Republicans.
Now I go and find out that not only is Osama alive and kicking (due in no small part to the negligence of Bush and co for the last 8 years), but he's actually an enemy of Obama. I'm so confused.
Oh come on. everyone and their dog can figure out that 'hello asshole' coded message at this point.
Now wasn't that clever...not
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