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Where is the Martha clip art? Shouldn't it be attached somewhere? Thanks Dave for this and the many other forwarded donations to the archive. -Mike
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Big fat retired Preacher

 Getting A Parking Ticket

The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the
local coffee shop for a snack.

I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was
this cop writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity
annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.'

He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.

So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the
second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the
more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the
car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers
that said, ' Obama '08.'

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

The doctor tells me that it's important for my health.


Jonathan said...

this one doesn't even make sense

BrianX said...

Spite: it's not just for neighborhood gossip anymore.

Dan said...

Hilarious. Jonathan you must be liberal if you can't understand the humor in this; must be too busy being a victim and accusing rich people of oppressing people who do not want to work.

Anonymous said...

Ha ha! This ancient Reader's Digest joke which has been circulating for 20 years is MUCH funnier when the tickets are issued to an Obama-stickered car!

Anonymous said...

Screwing someone over royally because you don't agree with them... must be a Republican.

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