Big fat retired Preacher
Getting A Parking Ticket
The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the
local coffee shop for a snack.
I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was
this cop writing out a parking ticket.
I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity
annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.'
He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.
So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the
second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the
more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the
car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers
that said, ' Obama '08.'
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
The doctor tells me that it's important for my health.
Where is the Martha clip art? Shouldn't it be attached somewhere? Thanks Dave for this and the many other forwarded donations to the archive. -Mike-----begin forward------
Something to look forward to.