Fw: "Save Gas" Solution

"Here's an oldie from my right-wing Grandmother. " -Madeline
Thanks Madeline. You know we've been starving for another George Carlin forward. For a while there I thought they had come to a full stop.

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George Carlin's
Solution to Save Gasoline


Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.....




The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!



That would be 11 million less people using our gas.The price of gas would come down.....


Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border...


When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a Canteen, rifle And some ammo and ship him to Iraq .



Tell him if he wants to come to America then
He must serve a tour in the military....




Give him a soldier's' pay while he's there and tax him on it.....



After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....


He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.....


This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the Troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves..
...

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq
Anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....



Problem solved.....

If You Think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it to your friends

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I just did.........




7 comments:

Anonymous said...

1) George Carlin is dead, so people should stop attricuting things to him.

2) This does not sound like something George Carlin would say.

3) Even if he did say it before he died, so what? Do we all have to do whatever George Carlin said? If so, when do we start outlawing religion?

Falyne said...

Yeeeeeah, Carlin never said this, and would probably be pissed at having his name attached. Not only is it reactionary and stoopid, it's not even funny!

Anonymous said...

But gigantic text makes things funnier!

Anonymous said...

Immigrants should have to fight in wars that American citizens don't want to. Got it.

Anonymous said...

I for one am sick and tired of those snooty illegal immigrants rumbling around in their Hummers, taking the boat out for joyrides on the lake, and dashing off to their construction jobs in their private jets!

Marc with a C said...

Question is when Stephen Colbert is dead and buried, will right wingers start crediting their retarded-ass forwards to him?

And if so, will that be epic fail, or win?

Kip W said...

It needs more different colors, more different typefaces, and more nonsensical lines of periods (which are clearly intended to denote irony: the more periods, the heavier the irony). Then it will be hilarious.

Other suggestions: Vary the type size, put random words in quotes, have some of the words blink on and off.

 
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