Fwd: FW: Jeff Gordon fires Pit Crew

Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew

This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of the
government's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters.

The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on
unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in
than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew
could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high
equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's
management team as most races are won or lost in the pits.
got more than he bargained for!

At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced
able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds
had re-sprayed, re-numbered, and sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases
Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.



Anonymous said...

Rednecks + racism = funny.

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