Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man
kneeling down and cupping a hand to drink from the farm pond.
The Amish farmer shouts, 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen
haben dahin gesheissen.'
(Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows SHlT in it'.)
The kneeling man shouts back, angrily, 'I'm a Muslim, I don't
understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't
speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak to me in English.'
The Amish farmer replies, 'Use two hands, you'll get more."
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Right. Because when I think of vindictive assholes who are intolerant of other faiths, I think of the Amish. And maybe the Buddhists.
I thought only right-wingers insisted that everyone in this country speak English.
This is a variant of an earlier joke where it's just some rancher talking to an illegal immigrant -- speaking first in English, and then in Spanish. This is both a lot less logical (why would the man being Muslim affect his ability to understand German? Isn't it reasonable for him to request the man to speak in English, if that's the language they both know in common?) and somehow even more meanspirited.
Are all right-wingers racist?
No, but all racists are right-wingers.
Anon @ 8:32... not true, unfortunately. But a left-wing racist tends to display said racism a little differently than a right-wing racist.
Here, let me fix it for you:
Arizona farmer, walking through his field, notices a cowboy
kneeling down and cupping a hand to drink from the farm pond.
The farmer shouts, 'No beba el agua, las vacas cagadas en ella'
(Which means: Don't drink the water, the cows shit in it.)
The kneeling cowboy shouts back, angrily, 'I'm an American, I don't
understand you. I speak American. If you can't
speak in the language of God, I won't listen to you.'
The Arizona farmer replies, 'Use two hands, you'll get more."
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