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Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we
> use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to
> deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be
> 11 million less people using our gas. The price of
> gas would come down. Bring our troops home from
> Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an
> illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a
> canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq .
> Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must
> serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's
> pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his
> tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since
> he defended this country. He will also be
> registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This
> option will probably deter i llegal immigration and
> provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the
> aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.
> If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway,
> without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.
> If you think this is a good solution to both the
> problems, forward it to your friends.
>
> I just did.
> George Carlin