Chinese Sick Day
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come
work today, I sick, headache, stomach ache, legs hurt,
I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I
really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to
my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes
everything better and I go to work.You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you
say, I feel great. I be work soon.....you got nice