COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can
track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where
she sleeps in the state of Washington, and they tracked her calves to their
stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering
around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't
we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse?
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery",
and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges, and
politicians! It creates a hostile work environment! 
And last but not least...
George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart. "Boy, I feel a lot safer
now that she's behind bars. ! O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still
walking around; Osama bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in America
willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her off to
jail.
4 Basics by George Carlin
5/30/2007 09:35:00 AM
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5 comments:
What is it about George Carlin and wingnuts? He was saddled with another notorious piece of glurge that forced him to post a repudiation of it on his own blog. Now this?
It's obvious that anyone forwarding this crap has, never listened to George Carlin in his entire life, as sentimental, religious pap like this is what he's spent his whole life ridiculing.
I liked Carlin when he was a hippie. Now he's just a mean old man.
Rachel,
George Carlin didn't write any of that. He may be a cynical old man, now, but AFAIK he's a cynical atheist, not a cynical wingnut Christian.
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None of this was George Carlin.
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