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Subject: Heaven

Al Gore and Bill and Hillary Clinton go to heaven, and God addresses
Al first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''
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Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it
was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that
now.''
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God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and sit at my
left.''
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God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''
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Bill Replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never
held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held
against me.''
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God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son. Come and
sit at my right.''
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Then God addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?''
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She replies: "I believe you're in my chair.''

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