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> Church Telephone Service
>
> A man decided to write a book about famous churches around the world
> so he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that
> he would start by working his way across the USA from South to North.
>
> On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he
> noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read,

> "$10,000 per call."
>
>
> The man, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by, what
> the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct
> line to heaven and that for $10,000. you could talk to God. The man
> thanked the priest and went along his way.
>
> Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw
> the same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if
> this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a
> nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct
> line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God. "OK, thank
> you," said the man.
>
> He then traveled to Indianapolis, Washington D.C., Philadelphia,
> Boston, and New York. In every church he saw the same golden
> telephone with the same "$10,000 per call" sign under it.
>
> The man upon leaving New York decided to travel out West to see if
> western states had the same telephone service. He arrived in Idaho,
> and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden
> telephone, but this time the sign under it read, "$.40 per call." The
> man was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.
>
>
> "Father, I've traveled all over America and I've seen this same golden
>
> telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to
> Heaven, but in the East and South the price was $10,000 per call. Why
> is it so cheap here?"
>
> The priest smiled and answered, "You're in Idaho now, son. It's a
> local call."
>
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