Fwd: Definition Of Audacity

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Date: Mon, Aug 13, 2012 at 8:38 AM
Subject: Definition Of Audacity


Secret Service Buys Two New $1.1 Million Buses for a Three-Day Presidential Campaign Trip while Obama flies ahead of the buses for his campaign stops.

Obama FLIES into an airport somewhere in the Midwest, hops into one of two brand new $1.1 Million buses, paid for by you and me, for a ”bus” tour around the Midwest' and, after an hour or so, gets driven back to the airport for ANOTHER FLIGHT, lands at another airport, where another $1.1 Million brand new black Canadian bus is waiting for Obama - and then, repeats all that until Obama's Midwest "bus" tour is done!! [These buses are Canadian-built, by the way, because Obama is SO CONCERNED about American manufacturing, creating American jobs and supporting American productivity.] 

And don't forget... those brand new shiny black Canadian buses AREN'T DRIVEN
to the location where they meet Obama. Oh, no…They are loaded up on one or more C-17s so they can be flown to the destination ahead of Obama who is flying in Air Force One.

AND!.. Believe it or not…this process is REPEATED FOR EVERY CAMPAIGN STOP.
During this “bus” tour, Obama will lecture the 'little people' on how they need to live within their means while hinting of possible future government cut-backs and a need to raise revenues (aka: taxes)!
Remember, too, Obama’s “sage advice” to a family man to 'GO BUY A HYBRID VAN' when the man said he couldn't afford to fill up his truck'!!!!!!
Obama's personal 'carbon footprint' must be as large as most cities by now.
Unbelievably, ALL of this is on the taxpayers’ dime! 
But remember, this is NOT a campaign trip - It is a "Meet With the People" trip only!
Consequently, the Democrat National Committee does NOT have to pay a cent for all of this extravagant 'campaign' spending.
Please forward this on to all of your taxpaying and voting friends so that they, too, can see just why the federal government needs more of our taxes for revenue!


Thx 4 Fish said...

I don't remember W jumping in his pick up truck to drive to his campaign stops all by himself. But I'm sure that's how rightwingers remember it.

LiberalGunner said...

Every president after him will use the buzzes too. The secret service does not take orders from the president when it comes to security. I believe the president has to pay for all campaign expense.

LiberalGunner said...


ferschitz said...


More teh stoopit whiiiing about that dastardly "N" word behaving uppity like he's the Pres or something.

Apparently the upper "shell" of the buses were manufactured in Canada, although the rest of the buses were manufactured in TN. It appears that it was a Secret Service purchase decision to handle it this way, NOT by some arcane, deceitful, unpatriotic "decision" by Obama (like: duh! The Pres of the US spends time figuring out where to order buses...).

As the Fact Check article points out, these buses will be used by future Pres, who might happen to be Republicans or Democrats (or even a third party). Of course, should RMoney "win" in Nov and begin using these exact same buses in the exact same way for the exact same purpose as Obama has, do really think that RWFs will include fire-breathing "upset" emails about that???

NO? Didn't think so. Me either.

IOKIYAR always applies in rightwingnut world.

Carry on...

Anonymous said...

This one is ancient history.

Anonymous said...

I remember getting a chuckle out of this when it did the rounds last year. The closest airport to the next town in most of the cases was many more miles away than the town itself, and the same airport was usually the closest for both towns involved so the claim is that they drove 3 or 4 or 5 times as far as the next destination in order to get to an airport where they apparently flew around in a circle landed at the same airport and then drove back.

gruaud said...

I googled "Obama's “sage advice” to a family man to 'GO BUY A HYBRID VAN!!!!"...

...and I got, like, a hundred conservative blog hits.

They just ping-pong this crap off each other's hypothalami. Emotional echo chamber? This is what I'm talking about.

Anonymous said...

Why would buying a hybrid be a bad idea? Gas is expensive. If your car uses less gas, that saves you money. What am I missing here?

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