Sent: 04/26/2012 12:43:51 P.M. Central Daylight Time
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Begin forwarded message:

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble, and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Reforming an Obama supporter is like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end.


Ken said...

Right Wingers are so familiar with shit especially Bull Shit I feel confident if any one can figure out a way to pick up a turd by the clean end it’ll be a Right Winger

Anonymous said...

"If anyone is poor among your fellow Israelites in any of the towns of the land the Lord your God is giving you, do not be hardhearted or tightfisted toward them. Rather, be openhanded and freely lend them whatever they need."
Deuteronomy 15:7-8

"Do not be afraid, little flock, for your Father has been pleased to give you the kingdom. Sell your possessions and give to the poor. Provide purses for yourselves that will not wear out, a treasure in heaven that will never fail, where no thief comes near and no moth destroys. For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also."
Luke 12:32-34

ferschitz said...

1. "And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God."Matthew 19:24

2. "Repay no one evil for evil, but give thought to do what is honorable in the sight of all. If possible, so far as it depends on you, live peaceably with all. Beloved, never avenge yourselves, but leave it to the wrath of God, for it is written, “Vengeance is mine, I will repay, says the Lord.” To the contrary, “if your enemy is hungry, feed him; if he is thirsty, give him something to drink; for by so doing you will heap burning coals on his head.” Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good." Romans 12:17-21

3. "And all who believed were together and had all things in common. And they were selling their possessions and belongings and distributing the proceeds to all, as any had need." Acts 2:44-45

4. "You shall not murder." Exodus 20:13

5. "But now you must put them all away: anger, wrath, malice, slander, and obscene talk from your mouth." Colossians 3:8

Hal Morris said...

By all means, start a new grouping category, "Obama as Turd", along with "Muslims are Scary", etc.


Charlie Essmeier said...

Since he took office, Obama has:

Not closed Guantanamo Bay.
Not brought anyone held there to trial.
Lowered taxes multiple times.
Signed a health care bill that was largely written and rewritten to meet Republican demands.
Been tough on terrorists.
Been tough on illegal immigrants.
Been tough on federal whistleblowers.
Killed American citizens without charges or trial.
Refused to change his non-approval of same-sex marriage.

Remind me again - Why do Republicans hate this guy so much?

Hooray4US said...

What is this? The newly revised Prosperity Christianity abriged version of the Ten Commandments, as re-written in conserva-speak?

Maybe it's from that Conserva-Bible project?

Is this what Joel Ostein preaches to his masses? Duly noted how rich Ostein is.

Tootseye said...

To Charlie E:

Conservatives are ginned up by rightwing think tanks who poop out crap like this to HATE Obama because: 1) he's an "N" word, 2) the PTB have deemed that Obama is a "Democrat," 3) Obama's gonna steal their guns, and 4) just because - so there!

It distracts them from who's picking their pockets and gets them to vote against their own interests.

gruaud said...

'How to argue with liberals, even though your talking points are demonstrably false' by Karl Rove


We see this time and again. When a conservative questions a liberal and demands facts, and the liberal spends all this time and effort providing them, just change the subject. This is known as 'chasing the rabbit'. The goal is not honest debate, it is to keep liberals occupied with minutiae and off balance.

Many of our conservatives who've posted here play that game.

Thx 4 Fish said...

Poop humor! Oh sure booger humor is a close second, and degrading insults always satisfy. But for sheer finger-smearing fun the poop is always tops!

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