Fw: Translations

Subject: FW: Translations
Always use the proper words!

In God We Trust!

Translations of Common Euphemisms
Arsenal of Weapons
Gun Collection
Delicate Wetlands
Undocumented Worker
Illegal Alien
Cruelty-Free Materials
Synthetic Fiber
Assault and Battery
Attitude Adjustment
Heavily Armed
Taxes or Your Fair Share
Coerced Theft
Commonsense Gun Control
Gun Confiscation Plot
Illegal Hazardous Explosives
Fireworks for Stump Removal
Non-viable Tissue Mass
Unborn Baby
Equal Access to Opportunity
Multicultural Community
High Crime Area
Fairness or Social Progress
Upper Class or "The Rich "
Progressive, Change
Big Government Scheme
Homeless or Disadvantaged
Bums or Welfare Leeches
Sniper Rifle
Scoped Deer Rifle
Investment For the Future
Higher Taxes
Healthcare Reform
Socialized Medicine
Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater
Home schoolers
Victim or Oppressed
Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing
High Capacity Magazine
Standard Capacity Magazine
Religious Zealot
Reintroduced Wolves
Sheep and Elk Killers
Fair Trade Coffee
Overpriced Yuppie Coffee
Exploiters or "The Rich "
Employed or Land Owner
The Gun Lobby
NRA Members
Assault Weapon
Semi-Auto (Grandpa's M1 Carbine)
Fiscal Stimulus
New Taxes and Higher Taxes
Same Sex Marriage
Legalized Perversion
Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting
Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs
Accepted Facts
Horse Sh*t


Anonymous said...

Do they really think this makes Republicans look good?

Anonymous said...

I like how Narrow-minded translates to Righteous. That sounds about right.

Ken said...

Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater = Conservative

Hits the nail on the head

gruaud said...

Greatest RW forward ever.

ferschitz said...

Wow. That's pretty amazing. I like this one: good. Tells the truth for once.

Sadly I don't think conservatives will "get it."


I esp like:

Conservative = Extremist, Judgmental, Hater

How true is that???

Anonymous said...

If the columns were switched so the "Democrat" one is the punchline, I'd actually agree with pretty much everything this forward says. Especially the "Socialism" one.

Hooray4US said...

Dear Anon:

Take good notes, please. This RIGHTWING forward was sent out this way... NOT the way you would like it to read.

Deal with reality for a change.

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