FW: Walking eagle

Subject: FW: Walking eagle


Walking Eagle
President BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York.

He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living. He referred to his time as a U.S. Senator and how he had voted for every Native American issue that came to the floor of the Senate.

Although President Obama was vague about the details of his plans, he seemed most enthusiastic and spoke eloquently about his ideas for helping his "red sisters and brothers."

At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented Obama with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name,
 "Walking Eagle."

The proud President Obama accepted the plaque and then departed in his motorcade to a fundraiser, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came to select the new name they had given to the President.

They explained that "Walking Eagle"is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.


Zeno said...

Ahhhhhhhh! An old George W. Bush joke comes back to life. Right-wingers are way more into recycling than they want to admit.

gruaud said...

Native Americans are staunch Democrats and always will be; especially now that the Republican party has clearly gone off the deep end.

gruaud said...

It is also a little known fact that there were no survivors of Battle of the Little Bighorn because the United States troops were Republican.
Sitting Bull band was one of the first to adopt Progressive policies that were later destroyed by the conservative expansionistic government of the United States. Only now are we starting to recover.
Soon we will dominate the land once again.

gruaud said...

I can only hope so, fake gruaud. I'd rather have the Sioux running things here than the fucking Republicans.

Zeno said...

I really hate Republicans! I wish they were all gone!

Zeno said...

Oh, look. The fake gruaud decided to become a fake Zeno.

You struck a false note, however. I don't hate Republicans. I merely despise them. We would, of course, be better off as a nation without the GOP gang in the House of Representatives. What a bunch of loons and losers!

Anonymous said...

Our little fake is almost surely that Bluedharma idiot.

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