FW: How Obama can help the Country

Subject: How Obama can help the Country

Obama is in his White House bed

One night, Obama is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Barak asks him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did,"  Washington advises, then fades away.

The next night, Obama is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom.Obama calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I could do to help the country?"

"Respect the Constitution, like I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight.

Barak isn't sleeping well the third night when he sees another figure moving in the shadows. It is Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now, to help the country?" Obama pleads.

Abe replies: "Go see a play."


Anonymous said...

Oh goody, another cut-and-pasted Bush joke with all the "Bush"s changed to "Obama"s. Can't you right-wingers come up with anything original?

Anonymous said...

"That thar lil uppity ni@@er reckons he's a gonna come up in har with his book learnin and fancy talkin and disrespect MY white, Christian Caunstit...Consternat?...Constatooshun? I tell you what, some good ol boy oughta up and kiill him. I'd do it, but I got this dad blum sciatica, ya know?"

Anonymous said...

"Respect the Constitution, like I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight.

Oh please. Jefferson went ahead with the Louisiana Purchase despite having no Constitutional authority to do so. It was a great move in the long run, but he was critised for overreach at the time and I can only imagine how modern day right wingers would howl at such a move. Unless of course the President making it was in the GOP.

Abe replies: "Go see a play."

Abe actually loved the theatre, and saw tons of plays even at the height of the civil war. It was his was to relax and refocus.

Zeno said...

Wow. "Barack" is so hard to spell for right-wingers.

JimmyB said...

Actually that's quite good

ferschitz said...

Yeah, LOL bc it's so teh funneee to suggest that Team USA's first *black* President should be assassinated. Why I'm just rolling on the floor laughing my @ss off at that one, conservatives!

Brilliant! Fucking great. You conservatives are just so so very patriotic-y 'n all, and really just a hugely giant laff riot and so teh funneee.... why I think I'll race off to listen to Rush Limbaugh now...


Hypocritical, much?
Unpatriotic, much?
Racist, much?

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