FW: Three Dead Bodies

Subject: FW: Three Dead Bodies

Subject: Three Dead Bodies

Three Dead Bodies
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big
smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what
has happened.

The Coroner tells the Inspector, "First body is a 72 year old
Frenchman. He died of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the
enormous smile."

"The second body is an Irishman, 25 years of age. Hewon a thousand
dollars on the lottery and spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol
poisoning, hence the smile.

"The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"

"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one.Nancy
Pelosi, Speaker of the House, 66, struck by lightning."

"Why is she smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

"She thought she was having her picture taken." 


Zeno said...

A classic type of right-wing joke, full of stereotypes and equipped with a "huh?" punchline. I'm sure the person responsible for it thought he was being clever.

IAMProgressive said...

Zeno,here is joke you might enjoy.

There are three kinds of Progressive mathematicians:
those who can count and those who can't.

Anonymous said...

@ IAMProgressive

Nope, you just took a good joke and ruined it with the pointless insertion of the word "progressive". It doesn't add anything to the joke which is a sin when it comes to comedy.

Anonymous said...


How do you break Anonymous's finger?

Hit him in the nose.

Again, not so funny but very true.

gruaud said...

The usual steal an old joke, insert 'democrat', and score dubious political points.

Well, they wouldn't be rightwingers if they didn't steal.


Anonymous said...

You have 80% of the American people who think this is funny and are sold on this humor. 80% of the American people support this joke. So the notion that somehow the American people aren't sold is not the problem. The problem is that gruaud and others are dug in ideologically. And that is the Truth!

Anonymous said...

@ Anoymous

I don't always think so highly of my county and its tastes, but I can assure you that 80% of us don't find this joke particularly funny or clevery.

As for the percentage that do find this funny, whatever it may be: so what? Lots of people find Dane Cook funny. Lots watch American Idol religiously. Lots pay actual money to see movies starring Kevin James or Rob Schneider. Many times more watch the hack sitcoms on CBS than watch than watch any of the few good programs on TV.

It doesn't make any of those things funny, interesting, entertaining or worthwhile. Its just a reminder that there are a lot of people out there who like stupid things. In a nation of 300 million, you're going to get your share of dullards.

Anonymous said...

How do you break Anonymous's finger?

Hit him in the nose.

And yet you signed Anonymous so...

Again, not so funny but very true

Not really either.

AnonymousSucks said...

Don't cry Anonymous. Don't cry.

Anonymous said...

Wow, even Anonymous posters now have copy cat trolls, just like Zeno and Fershitz! I feel so honored!

Anonymous said...

Y'all know that 80% of humor statistics are made up on the spot, right?

gruaud said...

"You have 80% of the American people who think this is funny..."

Ok, you need to tighten up that ass-sphincter because it's just out of control. 19:02 Anon is spot-on. Your actual figure is really more like 25% because only 25% of all Americans think George Bush and Dick Cheney are something just short of demi-gods. Which is sadly normal here in the US because 25% of Americans have totally gone to the Dark Side. 25% of the US still thinks GWB was the greatest president ever; when he was, in fact, easily one of the worst. 25% of the US would vote for Adolph Hitler's clone if he shaved his mustache and registered as GOP. No thought, it's just totally reflex.

At any rate, it is an old, extremely mild joke that is immediately diminished by the insertion of politics.

Marc with a C said...

Bear in mind, however, that this person is no way, shape, or form endorses the attempted murder to liberal politicians. Like Kathy Giffords.

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