Fw: Irish Fire Fighter

Irish Fire Fighter
> 
> Paddy was walking along the street during his once-in-a-
> lifetime visit to  New York when he rounds a corner and 
> there's a high rise building on fire.
> 
> Paddy, ever the kind-hearted and resourceful Irishman, 
> runs up to the building to see if he can help and notices 
> people trapped five stories up.
> 
> Paddy yells to the people, "I'm  Patrick  Sean  Michael 
> Fitzpatrick, an Irish Fire Fighter on holiday. I'm also a 
> Rugby Union fullback! If you jump, I'll catch you!"
> 
> One lady, in desperation, jumps and sure enough Paddy 
> catches her.
> 
> Then a man sees that Paddy catches the woman and jumps. 
> Sure enough, Paddy catches him as well.
> 
> Then a black man jumps out and crashes to the sidewalk. 
> Paddy didn't even attempt to catch him.
> 
> Paddy looks up and yells, 
> 
> 
> 
> "Don't be throwin' the burnt ones...!!!!"
> 
> 
> 
> Warning!! If you laugh at this  Jesse  Jackson ,  Al 
> Sharpton and  Rev.  Wright will be coming to kick yo ass! 

5 comments:

Valeyard said...

Funny seeing a "kind-hearted and resourceful" Irishman used for this joke about hating blacks, since the Irish were one of the anti-immigration whipping boys in the 19th and early 20th centuries.

And the "no, YOU'RE the racist!" reversal at the bottom is a true masterpiece of lack of cognitive dissonance.

Thx 4 Fish said...

Isn't this joke from the 19th century?

ferschitz said...

Ah yes... and where are our rightwingers to come here and tsk tsk to us "lefties" and tell us how conservatives are certainly NOT racist... can't ya take a joke??? they all say... as they head off self-righteously & piously to church.

Well, yes, I CAN "take a joke," as long as it's not some nasty snivelilng racist/sexist/homophobic diatribe that conservatives love to use to make themselves feel "better than" those who happen to be "different."

This "joke" is not funny, and the closing commentary is pathetic.

Losers!

gruaud said...

Remember when the Irish were pretty low on the Racist Totem Pole?

Hey, Bill O' Reilly, you remember, don't you?

Nope, guess not.

This might help.
http://www.pitt.edu/~hirtle/uujec/white.html

And, by the way, I've Irish blood in me veins.

D. Sidhe said...

If you laugh at this around me, *I* will kick your ass, and I'm white. Funny thing, ignorant jackasses, but looking around the room is no longer enough to guarantee your racist joke will be received well.

 
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