Fw: Jihadist joke

10:45 AM
Subject: Jihadist joke
Mother of all Jihadist Jokes

Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk. 

The older of the two pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing. 

This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old now.''

Yes, I remember him as a baby'' says the other mother cheerfully. 

He's a martyr now though" the mother confides. 

Oh, so sad dear'' says the other. 

And this is my second son, Khalid. He would have been 21.'' 

Oh, I remember him,'' says the other happily,
he had such curly hair when he was born.''

He's a martyr too'' says the mother quietly. 

Oh, gracious me . . . '' says the other. 

And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed.
He would have been 18'', she whispers. 

"Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, ''I remember when he first started school'' 

He's a martyr also,'' says the mother, with tears in her eyes. 

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and, searching for the right words, says . . . 

"They blow up so fast, don't they?"


Anonymous said...

Ha ha! Those imaginary people sure are zany!

Makes you feel better about your bankruptcy, medical bills, foreclosed home, children lost to a senseless war, and pink slip, doesn't it?

gruaud said...

Ok, I'll play.

Why are they killing themselves, assholes?

You think it doesn't matter; but, right or wrong, IT FUCKING MATTERS. If they are killing innocent people, it needs to be understood WHY it is happening. It's obviously important to them, at least; obviously it's not important to you idiots because USA = #1.

Foreign policy is a tad more nuanced than that.

I know you guys love bombing the shit out of your problems, but answering that basic question is how you actually defeat terrorism.

ferschitz said...

What Valeyard & gruaud said.

Not funny, but yeah: let's *distract* ourselves from how we're ALL being ripped off by the upper 1% (with the connivance of all politicians, no matter what political party they are alleged to be a part of). Let's frickin' *ignore* the massive problems staring us in our faces domestically simply in order to mock and deride "the other."

And why ARE we at war with these people?? Does any rightwinger have the vaguest of clues? Other than that these are dirty mooslins who "deserve" to have the crap bombed out of them?

Ignorance is certainly not bliss, but this represents the ignorance of rightwingers for sure. Dumb, waste of time, not funny and racist. Way to go...

Anonymous said...

A very stupid note. Its not a joke, It is sick from a sick person. To the person who penned this sick note, why don't you do something more constructive than waste time writing this crap. We all know that muslims are raised to cause violence to the Christian and Jewish, but it is senseless to write such sick crap. Try to find a way to educate the un-educated muslims that such actions are stupid. This would be more constructive.

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