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Politically Incorrect

In a local sports bar trivia quiz the other night, I lost by one point. The question was, where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa

One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Mexicans and African Americans is not the correct answer

I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's-oriented iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

A new Muslim clothing shop opened here in Lakeland, but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools

A friend of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin.
I asked, "How can you tell them apart?" He said, "Her brother has a moustache"

Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on FaceBook.
I said "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend!!

Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk ...
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”

The red cross knocked at my door asking if I could help towards the floods in Pakistan . I said I would love to, but my hose only reaches the bottom of the driveway.

I know you will forward this one....

10 comments:

Anonymous said...: HAHAHA! Thanks Uncle Mike, those sure are some knee-slappers. I'm gonna go over to the food table and pretend we're not related for a while.; 08 June, 2011 09:39
gruaud said...: I have to admit that the disabled porn channel joke was pretty lol-worthy.; 08 June, 2011 11:02
ferschitz said...: Some of these were funny... for a change. And some, of course, were racist, per usual.

Why rightwingers cannot simply tell funny jokes without having some kind of racist or sexist content is telling... just saying. Typical Southern Strategy at work.; 08 June, 2011 11:21
Anonymous said...: Agreed, a couple were funny. But, the racist ones were pretty bad. The porn one and the Apple one (being a non-fan of Apple) were decent. Too bad they are surrounded by racist blather.; 08 June, 2011 14:03
katz said...: I did like the Apple one, but the rest sucked.; 08 June, 2011 22:11
Anonymous said...: ferschitz = pot

jokes author = kettle; 12 June, 2011 17:18
Anonymous said...: ferschitz = pot

jokes author = kettle

Someon is confused about what that saying means. Or just confused in general.; 13 June, 2011 09:53
Anonymous said...: Actually, not confused at all. Someone goes on about how horrible it is to be racist, sexist, rightwing, etc. and then turns around and labels an entire geographical region and its "strategy" as the problem, as if to say all Southerners are rightwing crazy people, sitting around cleaning our guns and waiting for Jesus to come. Pot, kettle.; 13 June, 2011 11:14
Anonymous said...: Someone goes on about how horrible it is to be racist, sexist, rightwing, etc. and then turns around and labels an entire geographical region and its "strategy" as the problem, as if to say all Southerners are rightwing crazy people, sitting around cleaning our guns and waiting for Jesus to come. Pot, kettle.

So you aren't only confused, but also ignorant. The "Southern Strategy" is a real thing, pioneered by Richard Nixon and embraced by Republicans since that time in order to appeal to the baser instincts of a certain class of voter which precides predominantly (though not exclusively) in the South. It doesn't imply that EVERYONE in the South is a racist. But it does acknowledge the truth that there are a lot of votes to be had in Dixie and places like it by playing to the resentments of bitter white people.

Its not racist to call out racism.; 13 June, 2011 12:46
Anonymous said...: Frankly its sad in this day and age that I had to explain "Southern Strategy" to you. Its called Google. Figure it out.; 13 June, 2011 12:47