Fw: Dog For Sale

Subject: Dog For Sale

A guy is driving in rural Alabama and he sees a sign in front of a tired old house with lots of deferred maintenance: 'Talking Dog For Sale '

 He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. 
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?' 
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so... I told the CIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...

But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'

'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'                  

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. 

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?' 
'Because he lies more than Hillary; He's never been out of the back yard'


CharlieE said...

Whoever sent this out originally could have sent out a much shorter message:

"I believe, without justification, that Hillary Clinton lies a lot."

Would have saved a lot of typing.

ferschitz said...

As far as most rightwing humor is concerned, this isn't too bad. Of course, you could substitute Trump for Hillary with the same result.

When is RWD going to realize that all politicians lie, and most politicians are venal, money-grubbing gifters out for their own personal gain and benefit? It's not just one side that's bad and corrupt. Buying into the us (holier than thou purist conservatives) v them (disgustingly horrible worthless libruls) just buys into the Divide & Conquer goals of the Oligarchs.

Wake up, sheeple.

Son of Strom said...

I beg to differ: Trump does not lie. One has to be rational enough to tell truth from fiction in order to tell a lie. The really scary thing is that Trump is so delusional and surrounded by so many lackeys that he believes the bullshit he spews out on a constant basis.

Mike Hawk said...


Bill Clinton

bwahahahaha woooo-hoooooo

Poor Chelsea....what totally fucked up parents she has. No wonder she chose to Mary a Jew boy who is filthy rich.

Mike Hawk

M. Ray Crabbinson said...

Get out of here! No one wants you around, you pathetic little troll! No one cares what you have to say! No one cares about you!

Anonymous said...

That was a cute joke.

Mike Hawk said...

@ M. Ray Crabbinson:

Nobody cares that you are an atheist Debunker. Oh yea!


Now move along...

Mike Hawk

Anonymous said...

What kind of president's daughter would go out and marry herself a rich little jew boy? Says a LOT about the parents, ammarite?

Son of Strom said...

Please people, do not feed the troll. If we quit responding to the vile asshole that posts his right wing crap here he will wither and go away. I think referring to "Jew boys" that are "filthy rich" exposes his Nazi attitude. Do not speak his name, do not ever respond to his posts. Treat him like the disgusting little Trump clone he is.

Satan the Devil said...

Chelsea Clinton did indeed marry a non-Christian (was she not raised with a strong faith in Jesus like her Christian parents). She is married to a multimillionaire Jew who was raised with the premise based on Judaism that Jesus was not the Son of God; hence not the Messiah.

Could mean that Chelsea loves money more than she loves Jesus, just like Bubba and HRC.

Satan the Devil ��

Anonymous said...

Troll isn't going anywhere. He's the site owner.

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