|date:||4 September 2015 at 10:25|
A Marine enters the Catholic Church confessional booth at Camp Lejeune
He tells the chaplain,
"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Last night while in Jacksonville, I beat the
hell out of an Obama supporter."
The chaplain says,
"My son, I am here to forgive your sins, not to discuss your community service."