Fw: Fwd: Hillary and Donald walk into a bar

date:28 September 2015 at 17:16
subject:Fw: Fwd: Hillary and Donald walk into a bar


Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar and grab a booth.
Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says:
"The media is really tearing you apart for that scandal."
Hillary: "You mean the Mexican gun running?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the death of SEAL Team 6?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the State Department lying about Benghazi?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the of drones being operated in our own country without the benefit of the law?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean Obama arming the Muslim Brotherhood?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens' phone calls, emails and everything else?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Obama's ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Obama's threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Obama's repeated violation of the law requiring me to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Oh, you mean the 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Obama's unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate's advise-and-consent role?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I got it!
You mean that 65 million low-information voters who don't pay taxes and get free stuff from the taxpayers, and they've stuck citizens again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?"
Trump: "THAT'S THE ONE!"
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10 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Low information voters", indeed. Anyone who believes that these "scandals" are real things qualifies. Funny thing is, they all seem to be supporting Trump.

gruaud said...

Obama and Mitt walk into a bar.

Obama and McCain walk into a bar.

Clinton and Dole walk into a bar.

This is recycled endlessly.

CharlieE said...

Probably written by a guy who earns $10 per hour, but is sure he'd be a millionaire if not for those people who are living the high life off of welfare and food stamps at his expense.

Kind of sad, really, having to make up a bunch of nonexistent scandals in order to justify the fact that he's been voting for the wrong people all these years.

ferschitz said...

Like Hillary Clinton is responsible for NSA spying on US citizens? Really? I'm no HRC fan, but that's just stupid. And what, pray tell, has the Republican-led House of (not)Representatives done about this scandal??

That's right: crickets. Because they've been too busy being obstructionist just because.

Just like how low-information rightwing Tea Partiers have been heavily propagandized to believe that's what they "want."

More rightwing think tank distraction from how rightwing rubes are being fleeced by the rich. More kiss up, kick down. IOW, another day ending in "y" in rightwing land.

Not to mention that the prospective new Speaker of the House, McCarthy, got the boot for admitting publically that the ONLY reason why the GOP keeps "investigating" Benghazi!!!111!!!! is to cause problems for HRC. NOT bc any of those lying dirtbags is in the least concerned about 4 Dead Americans - bc they could give a shit about them. It's just about money and power.

McCarthy got busted for his lies - or actually for - heaven forfend! - telling the TRUTH about what the GOP does on a daily basis.

And then this: pack of bs, hype, spin, lies from beginning to end of this stupid list.

Too bad, bc there's plenty that could be realistically blamed on HRC, but duly noted that these f*ckheads never bother telling the truth.

ptoui!

Mike Hawk said...

Didn't Shrillary just partake of a comedy "skit" on SNL where she was a bartender?

All she seems to serve-up, in my book, is "snake oil"!!!

Mike Hawk

Mike Hawk said...

Hey ferschitz....can you give me a LIST of "things that can be realistically blamed on Hillary"????

I'd be curious to know what would be on your list, pal.

Mike Hawk

Anonymous said...

Hey Mike...can you just fuck off into a wood chipper?

I'd be curious to know how that'd work out for you, pal.

gruaud said...

All rational people knew that the Benghazi hearings were political kabuki. As for the irrational - they will always be lost and will always be exploited by the rich and powerful.

CharlieE said...

Republicans claim that the Benghazi investigations are necessary because four Americans died and we must ensure that they didn't die in vain.

Of course, four Americans die in mass shootings a couple of times a week, and have been for years. I'm still waiting for Republicans to put together a committee over that.

(crickets)

ferschitz said...

http://www.sacbee.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/dan-morain/article38481252.html

Dan Morain in today's Sac Bee describing how Congress is a mess due to the rump Tea Party caucus who are run by a bunch of for-profit, lucrative rip off right wing think tanks - but get to claim not-for-profit status and pay no taxes (but let's shriek and whine about poor people not paying fed taxes) - that are filled with parasites ripping off the TeaTarded rubes by promising sheer utter nonsense.

Now the GOP cannot even get someone like Paul Ryan to run for House Speaker bc the stark raving brown-shirted white supremacist assholes will dump all over him, just like they have with John Boehner and McCarthy.

And here we have this craptastic shit about HRC. As if Benghazi!!11!!! ever had anything to do with "concern" about 4 dead Americans. It didn't. It's just the usual GOP tax-wasting rip off to PANDER massively to their IDIOTIC dumb base.

So frickin' sick of rightwing spend, spend, spend, SPEND on wasteful, useless activities, which accomplish NOTHING, while their brain-dead propagandized base somehow thinks it's all really "good" bc horrid Libruls are called names.

What. A. Mess.

And idiot troll-bot wants a list of HRC's REAL infractions?? Go pull your head outta your stupid smelly ass and frickin use Google and figure it out, dumbo. Not doing anyone's homework for them. booyah.

 
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