Fw: Fwd: Jay Leno Story

date:25 September 2015 at 21:18
subject:Fw: Fwd: Jay Leno Story



WHY NBC GOT RID OF JAY
News is leaking out from Hollywood   executives in-the-know that the Obama White House had been leaning on, pressuring executives at NBC for the last two years to replace Jay Leno because the comedian was criticizing Obama every night.  Obama didn't like it and considered it a racist attack on him. 
  
After data came to light that $100's of millions had been spent on First Family vacations during a recession, Mrs. Obama's unpopular new laws that changed food in America's schools and other negative news including the disastrous Obamacare roll-out & website mess, Jay Leno took his comedy to a new level and his ratings skyrocketed - none of the other comics were so bold. 
  
NBC couldn't stomach the fact that Leno's jokes about Obama were always right on target about the first black president... and left-leaning Democrat executives at NBC were being harassed by Obama himself who thought the comedy was a racist attack on him.   
GOLDEN OLDIES FROM JAY :
"I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I don't want to get audited by the IRS." 
  
On NSA surveillance:     "We wanted a president who listens to all Americans - now we have one." 
  
On a new IRS commissioner:     "He's called 'acting commissioner' because he has to act like the scandal doesn't involve the White House." 
  
On closing the Guantanamo  prison for terrorists:    "If he really wants to close it, turn it into a government-funded solar power company.     The doors will be shut in a month." 
  
Concerning the Benghazi  , Associated Press, and IRS scandals:    "Remember in the old days when President Obama's biggest embarrassment was Joe Biden?" 
  
On Obama  saying he didn't know about the IRS scandal:    "He was too busy not knowing anything about Benghazi   to not know anything about the IRS." 
  
"The White House has a new slogan about Benghazi   :     Hope and change the subject." 
  
"It's casual Friday, which means that at the White House, they're casually going through everybody's phone calls and records."
"It is not looking good for President Obama.  Today his teleprompter took the fifth." 
     
"Fox News has changed its slogan from 'Fair and Balanced' to 'See, I told you so!'" 
  
On Obama's  commencement address:    "He told the young graduates their future is bright unless, of course, they want jobs." 
  
On a Chicago  man who set a record for riding a Ferris wheel:    "The only other way to go around and around in a circle that many times is to read the official report on Benghazi   .   
  
On White House claims of ignorance on the scandals:     "They took 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' out of the Pentagon and moved it into the White House." 
  
Now the last and I think best.....  
  
"These White House scandals are not going away anytime soon.  It's gotten so bad that People in Kenya   are now saying he's 100 percent American."

4 comments:

CharlieE said...

Yes, bold, edgy Jay Leno, the only comedian who dared to criticize the President. No one has ever done that before!

The first part of this RWF is clearly BS. I can't speak for whether the lame jokes belong to Leno or not.

Regardless, why is this circulating in October 2015?

gruaud said...

Delusional.

ferschitz said...

Talk about pandering! Yeah, right, Jay Leno quit Late Night bc Obama. Sure.

I question some of the not-jokes, as they really don't seem to be Leno's style, but, like CharlieE, I really couldn't say, and I really don't care.

Yes, delusional. $100s of Millions on family vacays? Totally delusional. But we all know that Uppity N-words aren't supposed to go on vacay ever under any circumstances. They should stay on the slave plantation and do their slave thing for free and be damn f*cking grateful that the white supremacists let them be alive, albeit starving whilst saying: Yes Massa Yes Massa. Really that's what that means.

White supremacists. Butthurt white supremacists.

Anonymous said...

If only Leno had told racist bigoted jokes about Muslims (other than Muslim Obama), he'd still be King of Late Night!

I don't have proof, but that seems logical to me. Don't you agree??11!!?? Pass it on!!11!!11

 
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