Fwd: [Fwd: Fw: ONLY IN TEXAS..........]

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> From: "Subject: ONLY IN TEXAS..........
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> REALITY is tough to understand and implement
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> The Warning System He could have used a warning..."
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> From WTTC News in Dallas, we get this heartwarming tale of a long-time
> criminal, 33, named Deyfon Pipkins, who tried to climb in a window of a
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> The elderly owner inside saw him and fired one shot, ending Deyfon's
> criminal career.
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> As the police do, they came by, gathered the corpse, then went to notify
> Deyfon's family of his timely demise. It seems that the family was upset
> though, because they showed up at the scene.
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> “He could have used a warning," Lakesha Thompson, Pipkins'
> sister-in-law, said. "He could have let him know that he did have a gun on
> his property and he would use it in self-defense."
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> COMMENT FROM THE SIDELINE:
> "That's certainly true, Lakesha. He could also have invited him in and
> given him a beer, then helped him cart the TV out to the curb.
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> Unfortunately for Deyfon, Texas is a Castle Doctrine state, and the
> homeowner chose to shoot Deyfon, as it is right and proper to do.
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> For that matter, Lakesha, you could have warned Deyfon "Deyfon, you need
> to quit breakin' into dem folks' homes and stealin' dey sh*t!
> Somebody gonna  pop a cap in yo' ass!"

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

What exactly is "only in Texas" about this?

Only in Texas do they worship guns? Nope.

Only in Texas do they gleefully talk about the fun of shooting non-white folks and then make up fake "lectures" for them to make themselves feel big? Nope.

Hey Texas: the only difference between you and a dozen other states filled with assholes is that you have a lot more assholes.

CharlieE said...

This one's more or less true:

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/story/21237261/homeowner-kills-intruder-in-oak-cliff-home

Of course, I'm not sure why it's "proper" to shoot someone dead, but then again, I'm not a gun nut.

Anonymous said...

The defense of justifiable use of deadly force fails far more often than it succeeds in Texas. Accoring to the law

"Asserted justification defenses of necessity, defense of another, and defense of "home and property" each requires that the defendant reasonably believe that his conduct is immediately necessary to avoid a greater harm"

Meaning you can't shoot someone simply because they are in your home. While they're are some notable newsworthy cases of Texans being acquitted due to the "protection of property" clause, they are made prominent because of they're rarity. Most DA's in Texas are competent enough to tear that defense to shreds. There is nothing that gets a DA's blood pumping faster than the possibility of a murder conviction.
While folks may be absolutely giddy at the thought of being able to legally murder someone and feeling morally superior in the process, there is no amount of property worth potentially spending 20 years in jail.
So, don't shoot people. Not even in Texas. The defense of "But the Internet said I could!" isn't as effective as your right-wing dad think it is!

Anonymous said...

This e-mail starts off with "You-all from other states."
Clearly this person isn't from Texas, or it would read "Y'all."

gruaud said...

"REALITY is tough to understand and implement"

"...so we conservative extremists just make shit up on a daily basis. Thank goodness for Rush and FOX."

ferschitz said...

Why how nice. A bunch of rightwing Christianists who no doubt piously go to their whitey white white "churches" every Sunday feel all giddy 'n tingly about being able to *murder* some darky, which they feel is quite legal, even if it isn't.

Has the ConservaBible been re-written at last to exclude that pesky 6th Commandment??

Anonymous said...

WTF is "WTTC News"? No such station exists in Texas at all!

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Anonymous said...

Someone blew a bigass hole in poor widdle Deyfon while he was going about his bidness of breaking into decent peoples' homes and stealing their stuff? Good for the old guy with the gun in Texas. Deyfon got exactly what he deserved.

And "ferschitz'? Not "murder." The legal term is "justified homicide," and the criminal charges, well, there aren't any.

So feel free to suck a big bag of horsecocks. There's nothing more pathetic than a spoiled little rich white boy trying to pretend he's all gangsta hard 'n shit while daddy is paying his college bills.

Anonymous said...

Deyfon got exactly what he deserved.

So the penalty for theft is now death?

So feel free to suck a big bag of horsecocks

Such an odd change of direction. Do you regularly engage in bestiality?

There's nothing more pathetic than a spoiled little rich white boy trying to pretend he's all gangsta hard 'n shit while daddy is paying his college bills.

I agree. Not sure what the has to do with Ferschitz though. Sounds more like the typical college Republican.

ferschitz said...

Dear Racist -
You can call it whatever you want to make yourself feel better. Murder is murder, no matter what $2 words you use. And how you characterize me so completely and totally wrong that it gave me a huge laugh. Thanks for that, at least.

 
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