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TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
 
(10)      Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9)        Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."...
(8)        The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7)        The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(6)        The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."
(5)        Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(4)        "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," and this is not a typographical error.
(3)        The only expense covered 100% is…. "Embalming."
(2)        Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
 
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
 
(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.

6 comments:

CharlieE said...

Are any of these people even vaguely familiar with the provisions of the Affordable Care Act?

Somehow, I doubt it.

Anonymous said...

http://kellywsmith.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/OBAMACARE.jpg

Thx 4 Fish said...

This actually makes me think of what healthcare would be like with an HMO plan (I've never had one though). But since Obamacare sets minimum requirements for health plans these are jokes from wishful-thinking-land, where Republicans think if they wish hard enough Obamacare will be harmful to people. But I know someone (like the lady in the link above) who, without Obamacare, would otherwise not be able to buy health insurance. I bet most people know someone like that too.

Sean said...



The Unions are now thumbing their noses at OBAMACARE! no surprise.

DEMOCRATS give only a 28% approval rate of Barry's job performance. Pretty sickly!

Impeach Obama!

gruaud said...

First, Sean is partly right on this one. Many unions are up in arms due to what appears to be a serious error in ACA.

The issue is that the existing Taft-Hartley were not recognized as qualified plans, which is pretty bad, but fixable. Taft-Hartley plans are essentially multi-employer non-profit insurance co-ops which everybody loves. Good! So just add them under the ACA umbrella and problem solved. EASY.

As for approval ratings, Sean is completely upside down.

Gallup weighs in:
http://www.gallup.com/poll/164150/obama-approval-fluid-among-hispanics-moderate-gop.aspx

ferschitz said...

Funny but ObamaCare is nothing more than a re-hash of the Bob Dole health "care" system written by the conservative think tank, Heritage Foundation. And actually, so-called conservative Mitt RMoney enacted a form of what is now called ObamaCare in MA.

Yet these yutzes get their knickers in a knot bc this plan was enacted by a so-called "Democrat" President, who happens also to be a N*****.

Actually Republicans LOVE this plan bc it is the plan they wanted all along. It's a big pay off to BigIns, BigHospital, BigMedical Device and BigPharma.

There are some benefits for the 99%, but they're thin on the ground.

Yet who kicked and screamed and threw temper tantrums at Town Halls when other plans, such as Medicare for All or a Public Option were suggested initially??

Plans like that would've been a heck of a lot better than ObamaCare, but Tea Tardz allowed themselves to be played like violins by the Koch brothers, who used them to be violently against what they called "socialized" medicine.

Remember their ranting rallies calling Obama a Nazi? Remember Jewish Eric Cantor cravenly marching with them under a Dachau sign saying this is what would happen with Medicare for all??

Well, now we are all STUCK with the Heritage Foundation reach around to the corporations. And duly noted, Tea Tardz continue to vetch, bitch, whine & moan.

I have YET to see any conservative idiot offer up an SOLUTION to anything. It's all about whining, victimizing & complaining and ranting to impeach Obama for totally stupid stuff.

So sick of their noise.

 
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