Fw: Bud Lite

Subject: Fw: Bud Lite

Subject: FW: Bud Lite

A Mexican, a Black, a Muslim and a Redneck were walking together on a beach when the Black stumbled over a bottle in the sand. He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and a Genie appeared.

"I can only grant four wishes," the Genie said. "Since there are four of you, you may have a wish apiece." Pointing at the Black, he said, "Since you found the bottle, you may have the first wish."

The Black thought for a moment then said, "I wish for a fleet of ships so that I can gather all my people and take them back to our homeland, Africa ." Poof! It was done! Thousands of ships appeared on the skyline.

The Mexican said, "I weesh for enough Cheby peekups to take all my peoples back to our homeland, May-he-co!" Poof! It was done! Row after row of Chevrolet pickups appeared on the beach.

The Muslim said, "I wish for a hundred thousand camels to take all of my people away from this horrible country loaded with infidels so we can live in peace in Muslim countries and serve Allah." Poof! It was done! A hundred thousand camels suddenly appeared on the beach.

Turning to the Redneck, the Genie asked, "And what is your

The Redneck watched as the loaded pickups began moving toward the border, then looked out to sea and watched the loaded ships sailing out into the sunset, then he looked at all of the Muslims getting on top of the camels and riding off.

The Redneck said, "Just give me a Bud Lite. It doesn't get any
better than this!"


Anonymous said...

Lame. In so many ways. Bud lite? Really? Ugh.

CharlieE said...

They forgot to add, "I don't care if your (sic) a Republican or a Democrat. This is funny!"

ferschitz said...

rightwing humor FAIL, except for the Bud Light. That pretty much sums it up. Yep. Bud Light for nitwits.

Anonymous said...

After the redneck finishes his “Bud Lite” (because he is watching is figure) who is he going to blame for why his life still sucks?

gruaud said...

I still maintain if you could put all of the conservative fringe on an island and give them everything they needed or wanted to replicate the society of their dreams, it would end up as 'Lord of the Flies' in less than a year.

Anonymous said...

So... if the Mexican can drive to Mexico, and the black person needs ships to get to Africa... what Muslim nation in the Americas are they talking about?

Or is the joke that the camels are extremely good swimmers?

Marc with a C said...

I imagine in my mind's eye Abraham Lincoln clawing his way out of his tomb, dusting off his coat and hat, and doing a 500 mile zombie shuffle just so he can find the guy who wrote this joke. And then hit him in the face with a pickaxe for being a republican.

Stan said...

Over 2,000 SIGN WHITE HOUSE PETITION:GIVE OBAMA'S NOBEL PEACE PRIZE TO PUTIN .. Yeah..now we're talkin! Its on the White House Website


Mr_Creosote said...

Trust RW nuts to present a redneck as their standard bearer. Pretty much an admission of the fact the only members of the GOP's "base" other than the one percent are mouth breathing ingnoramuses. The Bud Light reference is more icing on the cake as that shit is the usual swill mass marketed, mostly on sports programming commercials, to teabillies that lap that shit up. It's liquified anti-intellectualism.

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