Fw: New species discovered!

Subject: FW: New species discovered!

For my scientifically inclined friends......

Amusing but, sad to say, true.

New Species Discovered
 They are referred to as homoslackass-erectus created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmatic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait. The "drag-crotch" shape also seems to effect brain function. Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal communication. History shows that this species mostly voted for Obama and receives food stamps and full government care. Unfortunately most are highly fertile.


Anonymous said...

So now wingnuts believe in evolution?

Not Darwinian evolution apparently, but still, some kind of evolution?

ferschitz said...

Dear First Anon:

You beat me to it. Per usual rightwingers "believe in" whatever will conveniently support their nasty, racist, bigoted, narrow-minded, disgusting world view.

No surprises here. But remember: since *I* said this is racist & bigoted, that makes *ME* the racist somehow. Or at least, that's Rush bellows daily.

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