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Concerned
I am really concerned about North Korea's appointment of the "dear
> leader", Kim Jung Ill's youngest son to be the new leader of North
> Korea-- a nuclear power!
>
> After all, Kim Jung Un (pronounced Kim's young-un?) had NO military
> experience whatsoever before daddy made him a four-star general in the
> military. This is a snot-nose twerp who has never accomplished anything
> in his life that would even come close to military leadership: he
> hasn't even so much as led a cub scout troop, coached a sports team or
> commanded a military platoon... ...So, setting that aside, next they
> make him the "beloved leader" of the country. Terrific!!!
>
> Oh, crap! I'm sorry. I just remembered that we did the same thing
> here. We took a community organizer who has never worn a uniform and
> made him Commander-in-Chief; a guy who has never led anything more than
> an ACORN demonstration and made him the leader of this country. I'm
> sorry I brought this up, never mind.
>
>
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Christ all fucking mighty, this crap is getting old.
Obama won. As CINC he's been pretty kick ass, especially compared to his draft dodging moron of a predecessor. Get over it, losers.
And don't forget...they both hate America!
Many here know that I don't hold Barack Obama in high regard, but this is just pathetically stupid, juvenile and ridiculous.
Typical conservadumb two year old temper tantrums. Like GW Bush was ever so "experienced"?? NOT.
Agree with Anon: Get over it, Losers!
Just pathetic.
Obama never would have gotten elected if it weren't for his family's wealth and influence, and all the help he got gaining admittance to prestigious schools and jobs - plus the fact that his own damn father was head of the CIA and President of the USA before him!
Or am I mixing up presidents again?
Shorter "Concerned":
I'm utterly clueless about who Kim Jung Un is and what his skills or capabilities might or might not be. Whatever. I shall compare Barack Obama negatively to Un, and that'll demonstrate how smart and funny I am, while making a fool out of the President of the USA. Support the Troops in a time of War.
Here's another take on this:
PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report) The following is
a letter from Kim Jong-un, Supreme Leader of
North Korea, to the people of Iowa.
Dear Republican Primary Voters:
In December I became Supreme Leader of North Korea. Pretty amazing development for a twenty
something who at the time was still living at home.
Here is why I am writing to you today: you are choosing from among a field of Republican presidential
candidates. And let me tell you, the idea of any of these people getting nuclear weapons scares the shit out of me.
This is just one of many differences between your
country and mine. In North Korea, we lock up the criminally insane. In America, you let them
debate on TV. Right now you have people running for President I would not trust to take care of my plants.
So who do I recommend you vote for on Tuesday? In a word, me.
If you think about it, I am the most Republican candidate of all. In North Korea, we have no
taxes. We have achieved that through a conservative policy of no jobs. Also, we have no
wasteful big government programs providing food, shelter, or safe drinking water. And am I
pro-life? Well, try this on for size: I believe that life begins at conception and ends at starvation.
Now, I know what you're thinking: I'm too young to be President, since I'm under 35. Well, who
would you rather have running your country, someone who's under 35, or someone whose IQ is under 35?
I think when you look at all the facts, voters of Iowa, you'll realize that Kim Jong-un is the
Republican who most deserves your vote. And if you're still not convinced, remember this: at least I'm not Mitt Romney.
Signed,
Your Supreme Leader
Per usual, the RWF most likely plagerized from this silly leftie joke.
Which is more amusing (and accurate)??
You be the judge...
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