Love this one!!! My sentiments exactly!!! pat
Sent: Fri, Dec 10, 2010 3:35 pm
Subject: Fwd: CCW
Subject: Fwd: CCW
This old story out of The South. Seems a guy cruises thru a stop sign, or
whatever, and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his
driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.
"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying
today?"
"Yes, I am."
"Well then, better tell me what you got."
Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's
a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in
my right boot."
"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"
"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."
"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"
"Nope."
"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"
"Not a damn thing..."
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Rightwing conservatarded T-Tardz are the most scardy-cat pussies in the universe.
Tell me why it is that I, a flaming liberal, NEVER EVER need a gun, much less numerous guns, to feel "safe"??? Riddle me that one.
This propoganda brought to gullible credulous stupified T-Tardz everywhere by the guns 'n ammo industry, who rub their greedy little hands with glee at duping idiotic conservatives into parting with their cash for gunz.
Y'know, it's all right to have guns just because you like shooting them. They don't have to be a totem to ward off the hoodlums with their rap music and their baggy pants.
"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"
Someone finding out I have a tiny wee wee.
^Beat me to it.
Reminiscent of "Hummer: Now Everyone Will Know!"
Republicans: pumping out the message of fear & hatred for generations. Is this part of the GOP's annual WAR on Christmas??? I don't see any leftwing messages going out saying: HATE & FEAR your neighbors. Just saying....
I'm not afraid of a damn thing!
I'm not afraid I'll lose my job to off-shoring and have no income and not be able to find another job because there are none!
I'm not afraid of getting sick from toxic chemicals, bad food, or poisoned air because everything's been deregulated!
I'm not afraid I'll get a chronic disease or suffer a debilitating accident, blow through all of my insurance coverage and/or have my claims denied, and have no way to pay my bills or earn an income!
I'm not afraid of being the victim of a natural disaster!
I'm not afraid that I'll have a child born with a severe disability and not be able to take care of it without help!
I'm not afraid I'll get old and not have anyone take care of me!
I'm not afraid of a damn thing, because I HAVE LOTS OF GUNS!
(I can always just shoot myself!)
Idiots.
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