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Why We Suddenly Miss Bush

Various polls report that George W. Bush in some states is now better
liked than President Obama. Even some liberal pundits call for Bush,
the now long-missed moderate, to draw on his recognized tolerance and
weigh in on the Ground Zero mosque or the Arizona anti-immigration
legislation. Apparently, the erstwhile divider is now the healer that
the healer Obama is not.

As President Obama’s polls dip, as Congress is widely disdained, and
as the economy slumps, suddenly George Bush is missed. Why so? Let me
list ten likely reasons.

1) The Obama record. We naturally compare Bush to his chief critic and
successor Barack Obama — and find the latter increasingly wanting as
time goes by. Obama turned Bush’s misdemeanor deficits into felonious
trillion-dollar annual shortfalls. He will pile up more debt than any
other prior president.

Indeed, if reelected, Obama will borrow more than all previous
administrations combined. Bush was tarred in 2004 for a “jobless
recovery” when unemployment hovered near 6%. It is now almost 10% and
Obama still harps about “jobs saved.” Scott McClellan may have been
singularly inept; we are not so sure after Robert Gibbs. For every
Brownie there is a worse Van Jones or Anita Dunn. For Katrina we have
BP. Bush’s NASA did space; Obama’s seems to prefer Muslim outreach.
Bush’s prescription drug benefit was an unfunded liability; ObamaCare
is a trillion-dollar financial black-hole. I could go on, but Obama’s
lackluster record is improving Bush’s legacy every day.

2) Obama as Bush. Senator and then candidate Obama demagogued Bush on
a variety of issues, which, as president, he simply flipped and
endorsed. Remember Bush’s gulag at Guantanamo? Or how about the
terror-producing Predators? Or the need for an immediate pull-out from
Iraq? Or those terrible renditions and tribunals?

In case after case of national security, Obama dropped the cheap
rhetorical one-upmanship, and, when invested with the responsibility
of governance, simply adopted, or even trumped, the Bush protocols.
General Petraeus, whose testimony Hillary once suggested required “a
suspension of disbelief” and whom Obama cut off and did not allow to
speak during his infamous 2007 Senate hearing, suddenly is to be
Obama’s savior general.

Candidate Obama claimed the surge failed and all combat troops should
be out of Bush’s Iraq war by March 2008. President Obama now calls
Iraq a “remarkable chapter” as his vice president claims it as one of
the administration’s “greatest achievements.” In short, almost daily,
Obama is following the Bush anti-terrorism policies — the irony made
worse by petulance and ingratitude in not acknowledging his debt.

3) Bush Did It. It is a uniquely American trait to shun whining and
petulance. Rugged individualism and can-do optimism used to be
ingrained in our national character, and even in our 11th hour have
not wholly disappeared. So the public is tiring of Obama’s Pavlovian
blaming of Bush. After 20 months, it is time for the president to get
a life and quit the “heads you lose/tails I win” attitude about
presidential responsibility. If he now takes credit for calm in Iraq
without crediting the surge, then Obama can surely take blame for the
anemic recovery — brought on by his own bullying of business that has
frightened free enterprise into stasis. Note that Bush, unlike
Clinton, has not engaged in emeritus tit-for-tat recrimination, and
has kept largely quiet in dignified repose. Obama serially goes after
Hannity, Limbaugh, and Beck by name; Bush let the slander of a Michael
Moore or Keith Olbermann go unanswered.

4) Who is the real yuppie? The media tried to paint Bush as the
privileged yuppie, masquerading as the Texas rancher, idly
chain-sawing on his spread. But at least Bush went to the Texas
outback for vacation and got his hands dirty. Obama’s problem is that
Axelrod and Emanuel could not stage a chain-sawing task for Obama if
they tried — severe injury would surely follow. The bowling moment in
the campaign was as disastrous as the later Obama girlish first pitch.
From 2001-3, presidential golf was proof of aristocratic disdain and
laziness. Suddenly from 2009-2010 — given that Obama has hit the
greens more in 20 months than Bush did in eight years — the Ministry
of Truth redefined the game as necessary egalitarian relaxation. Given
the choice, the public would probably prefer a little overdone Texas
“smoke ‘em out” braggadocio to worries over the price of arugula.

5) Michelle is no Laura. Remember the narrative: conservative women
are elitists who decorate, buy nice clothes, and play Barbie; liberal
first ladies are doers who are independent feminists that can’t be
bothered by inanities like fashion and play. But Michelle this summer
enjoyed a movable feast from Marbella to Martha’s Vineyard, in
designer clothes and shades. Laura Bush used to vacation at the
national parks. Laura Bush often disagreed with her husband and
sometimes offered a liberal “Oh, come on, George” to her husband’s
occasional flight-suit strutting. Michelle, in contrast, is the second
half of the partisan Obama tag-team, perennially whining that “they
raised the bar.” After “downright mean country” and “never before been
proud,” we miss Laura Bush’s common sense and nonpartisanship. Ga-ga
media talk of Michelle’s biceps, not the earthy decency reminiscent of
a Laura Bush.

6) UN first; US second. If Bush was a supposed “cowboy,” there at
least was never doubt that his first and foremost interest was the US,
not the “international community.” One Obama bow was okay; one apology
about genocide tolerable; one smug cast-off line that we are not
exceptional understandable; one mea culpa sent to the corrupt UN human
rights crowd I suppose forgivable. But add them up and we sense that
our president is embarrassed about America’s history and culture — but
not quite embarrassed enough not to enjoy its material bounty to the
fullest.

7) Who will criticize the critics? American elites crucified Bush.
Vein-bulging Al Gore called him a liar. John Edwards and John Kerry
tag-teamed him in vicious attacks. Alfred A. Knopf published a novel
imagining his assassination. The Toronto Film Festival gave first
prize to Death of a President, a 2006 docudrama about killing
President Bush. I could go on again, but you remember the times, in
which everyone from John Glenn to Garrison Keillor played the Bush
Nazi/brownshirt card.

And now? John Edwards imploded in scandal. John Kerry was exposed as a
tax-dodging elitist hypocrite. Al Gore, if not a sex poodle, at least
is a green-con-artist of the billionaire sort, who both hyped a
world-ending crisis and then profited from his rhetorical overkill by
selling supposed green snake oil in the fashion of medieval penances.
CBS, the New York Times, and Newsweek now totter near financial
insolvency, after showing both poor judgment and questionable ethics:
from the Times’ offering a discount for the MoveOn.org “General Betray
Us” ad to a Newsweek senior editor declaring Obama a “god.” Suddenly
bad things have happened to most of Bush’s loudest critics. (Note I’ll
pass on the post-Bush Letterman or the post-Bush Rangel).

8. Bush’s disasters proved not quite disasters. Take the two most
famous: Iraq and Katrina. Iraq is calm and can make it as a consensual
state. Kurdistan is booming, not on a genocidal watch list. We killed
thousands of al-Qaeda terrorists in Anbar province. That helped to
keep us safe from another 9/11-like attack. Libya gave up its WMD. Dr.
Khan shut down his nuclear franchising. American troops left Saudi
Arabia. Syria got out of Lebanon. Iraq neither attacks four of its
neighbors, nor does the government there give shelter to the likes of
Abu Nidal and the architect of the first World Trade bombing attempt.
Understandably, Biden and Obama now see something to claim and hope we
forget their own assurances that it was either lost or to be
trisected.

The BP mess (oh, how Nemesis likes to strike in the same locale!)
reminded us how the federal government is inept under any president,
whether during a man-made or nature-induced calamity. Shutting down
oil drilling in the Gulf may be the worst legacy of the spill. Much of
Katrina’s mess, in retrospect, can be attributed as much to anemic
local and state responses and an endemic New Orleans culture of
dependency as to Brownie’s FEMA incompetence.

9) Bush was not corrupt and ran an especially ethical administration.
Before Obama even started, we had the Blago mess (of which the final
story is not yet in) and the Bill Richardson, Tom Daschle, Tim
Geithner, and Hilda Solis ethical lapses. Bush condemned Republican
malfeasance and kept his distance. But suddenly the culture of
corruption is not so corrupt when Chris Dodd, Charles Rangel, Maxine
Waters, and others prove as compromised as Duke Cunningham and Larry
Craig. The Chicago crowd makes the Crawford crowd look like pikers.
Bush said not a word about Obama and BP; Obama viciously attacked Bush
as incompetent during Katrina. You decide.

10) Bush was authentic. He mangled his words. A liberal industry grew
up around both “nuclar” and its sometimes corrective “nucular.” He
strutted and talked Nascarese-like “bring ‘em on.” Much of this was
excessive, but we knew at least Bush meant it. We got worried when he
extemporaneously expounded for long riffs about freedom at press
conferences, as his eyes rolled and he drifted from topic to topic. He
put his arm on Angela Merkel and cried out “Yo Blair.” The media told
us he was a yokel; we might add: albeit an authentic one who could
duck properly when under shoe attack.

But Obama? He cannot really speak off the teleprompter without pauses,
repetitions, and constant self-referencing (as in “me,” “I,” “my,”
etc.). He is stiff and not comfortable with himself off the court or
golf course. Bush made decisions and stuck by them; Obama the
professor offers a perennial “on the one hand”/”on the other hand”
mish-mash and a sorta, kinda, almost answer. Americans would prefer to
be in a foxhole with George Bush, who would swagger and announce as
decider-in-chief at H-hour, “Okay, pard, we’re going over the top
together on this one.” They wouldn’t want to be with Obama, who would
stutter and give a long-drawn out exegesis why race and class had
condemned us to such an unfair predicament, whose only solution is to
go into a fetal position and condemn “them” who did this awful thing
to us.

Who knows? At this rate America may play Brandon DeWilde to Bush’s
Shane: “Bush — Come Back, Bush, Come Back!”

11 comments:

Valeyard said...

So basically, Obama is now doing everything Bush did, but it was GOOD when Bush did it and is BAD when Obama does it?

Bush was not corrupt and ran an especially ethical administration.
ahahaha

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Two words: Alberto Gonzales.

If only we had a truly authentic, moronic, white cowboy to destroy our country instead of this Other!

Anonymous said...

Even some liberal pundits call for Bush, the now long-missed moderate, to draw on his recognized tolerance andweigh in on the Ground Zero Mosque or the Arizona Anti-immigration legislation.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Anonymous said...

Wow, this whole thing is pure comedy. Iraq wasn't a disaster?

“Bush — Come Back, Bush, Come Back!”

Please don't. I hope Bush never sees this, he might get some funny ideas about a comeback and then have his feelings hurt when he finds out that no one except lunatics like this author really miss him.

gruaud said...

That is Olympic-level turd polishing.

ferschitz said...

"Interesting" propoganda.

Eh - my rightwing family hated the Shrub towards the end bc they thought he was "too liberal" (seriously - go figure), and I know that they still don't like W, even though they also hate Obummer like the dickens.

So this is just dumb. Guess it was a slow day for David Koch's propogandists.

Anonymous said...

"Bush was authentic...and talked Nascarese"

Except that he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and went to Yale. So the question is: Bush was an authentic what?

Marc with a C said...

This is truly grade-A retarded. Utterly and completely horse crap. In fact, the right-wingers who spent so much time thanking God for providing such an awe-inspiring, genius-like leader to comfort America through its time in troubles are even now cursing him for being a socialist. Seriously. As for the rest, there is too much stupid here to go over it too thoroughly without using some kind of experimental protective suit, but I'll touch on a few.

1: "Obama turned Bush’s misdemeanor deficits into felonious
trillion-dollar annual shortfalls. He will pile up more debt than any
other prior president."

This is like saying that the person who moved out of the house left the water and lights running at full blast before vacating the property, and then blaming the new tenant when the bills start to come in. You want to know what caused our gazillion-dollar shortfalls? Tax cuts for the rich, a war of choice in the middle east, and poor regulation of the banking industry while happily outsourcing jobs abroad.

"Bush’s NASA did space;"

As I recall, Bush's NASA also hired 20-somethings with bachelors degrees to add the word "theory" every time the rocket scientists published something that made young earth creationists uncomfortable (see: George Deutsch).

2: I actually agree with. That's why I'm one of those insane people who dislikes Obama on the left.

3: "After 20 months, it is time for the president to get
a life and quit the “heads you lose/tails I win” attitude about
presidential responsibility. "

See point number 1. While I know America is a young country, you can't tell me that 20 months is enough time to undo 96 months of ball-to-the-wall failure at everything.

4: "But at least Bush went to the Texas
outback for vacation and got his hands dirty."

Bush bought his ranch in Crawford specifically FOR the election so people could get good photo ops of him doing manly things like sawing down trees when he should be, you know, trying to run the country. I guess the saying is true: no one ever got rich overestimating the intelligence of the American people.

"given that Obama has hit the
greens more in 20 months than Bush did in eight years"

Obama spent 26 days on vacation in 2008. Bush in the same time in office spent 69. If Obama's hit the links more often than Bush, it's because Bush sucks at golf, not because he's taken more time off.

"5) Michelle is no Laura." I'll say. Michelle, last I checked, hasn't killed anybody in a (possible) drunk driving incident.

6) "If Bush was a supposed “cowboy,” there at
least was never doubt that his first and foremost interest was the US,
not the “international community."

Oh I don't think there's any doubt Bush would happily wipe his ass with world opinion. If you think that's a good thing, I have some Chinese investors who are interested in your savings bonds.

7) Blah blah blah. Liberals are mean to me in the media. What else is new?

8) "Bush’s disasters proved not quite disasters."

Unless you count his entire fucking presidency.

9)"Bush was not corrupt and ran an especially ethical administration."

Unless you count all those attournies who got fired for not being pro-Bush enough. Or the Libby/Plame incident. Or all that warrantless wiretapping he ordered. Or the stovepiping of the Iraq war intel. Or his habit of simply refusing to enforce the laws as written, instead of how he personally interpreted them. Need I go on?

"10) Bush was authentic."

Blah blah blah, true American, not a phoney, etc. Bush was a Yale-educated son of a former Vice President, failed oil magnate, failed sports team owner from Dallas who not only did not ride horses, but was AFRAID of them.

There's more, but I'm too depressed to go on.

Marc with a C said...

Plame/Libby. Rendition. John Yoo. Torture. Warrantless wiretapping. The firing of attournies not sufficiently loyal to the administration. Dracula for a vice president. Katrina. The Iraq war. The 8/01 memo. The crashing of the U.S. economy. A dyslexic, DWI-earning dry-drunk, deserting "cowboy" from Dallas who was the son of a former vice president, attended Yale (where he was a cheerleader), and not only did not ride horses, but was AFRAID of them.

The only thing that comes to my mind is "more, please."

Anonymous said...

Up is down, black is white, true is false, you were dreaming for 8 years and just imagined it all...

This complete and utter disconnection from anything even approximating reality would be funny - if it weren't for the fact that some people actually BELIEVE this crap.

katz said...

ferschitz: You must have awkward Thanksgivings.

ferschitz said...

Katz: in a word: YES!

We've learned to just NOT discuss politics. Period.

 
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