Subj: Fw:


George Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.
The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. 
Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse.'
The second barber turned to Bush and said, 'How about you sir?'

Bush replied, 'Go ahead; Laura doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.'


Anonymous said...

Well, I'm almost impressed.

It turned out to be only a generic stupid dig at Michelle, as opposed to the nappy-hair-related racist joke I was expecting when I saw the word "barber".

Plain old generic stupidity earns an "exceeds expectations".

Anonymous said...

"She's more familiar with the smell of a police station"

ferschitz said...

Props to first 2 anon posts.

Sure, rightwingers never, ever engage in sexual shenanigans as we are all well aware, right:

John Ensign
Mark Sanford
David Vitter
Mark Foley
Newt Gingrich
Rudi Guilliani
John McCain
Henry Hyde
Larry Craig

Marc with a C said...

No, but I bet she knows what the inside of a brewery smells like.

Anoner said...

More likely Mrs. Stepford Wife is very familiar with the odor of her local pharmacy.

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