FW: A List of The World's Shortest Books

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Date: Sun, Sep 5, 2010 at 12:36 PM
Subject: A List of The World's Shortest Books
To:


World's Shortest Books
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THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE 
by Barack Obama
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MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
by  Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY 
 by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by  Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by  Hillary Clinton
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill  Clinton
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
 by Bill Gates
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THINGS I  WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE 
by Al Gore & John Kerry
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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE ...... 
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE 
by Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH  PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
by Ted Kennedy
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 BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction
by the 
Rev. Jesse Jackson
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AND, JUST ADDED:
My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
by Nancy Pelosi

7 comments:

ferschitz said...

How to Ignore Intelligence About Al Qaeda Flying Planes into the World Trade Center, Thus Permitting It to Happen, And How to Act Like You Had No Idea (even though you did)
George W. Bush

How to Out CIA Agents to Protect Lies about WMD in Iraq
Karl Rove

How to be Bush's Poodle and Help Him Lie about WMD in Iraq so We Can Wage War with Iraq to Make Lottsa Oily Money for Ourselves
Tony Blair

How to be the Most Incompetent Secretary of State Ever while Being in Love with Dumbo W
Condelezza Rice

How to Be a Starkly Evil Bastard
Dick Cheney

How to Be the Spawn of a Starkly Evil Bastard and Attempt to Best the Evilness
Lynn Cheney

How to Sell Lies about Trickle Down Economics that I Know Only Enure to the Benefit of the Excessively Wealth and Will Run the USA into the Ground
George HW Bush

How to Sell Arms to Iran and Yet Still be Viewed as a Great American Patriot by Stupid Idiots
Oliver North

How to Grift Rubes for Big Payola in Two Steps (which is as far as I can count)
Sarah Palin

How to Make Money Pretending to be a Tent-Show Revivalist (hint: don't laugh at the schmucks who buy your worthless dubloons)
Glenn Beck

How to Make Zillions Being the World's Biggest Lying A**hole
Rush Limbaugh

How to be a Nasty but Shrewd Anchor Baby
Michelle Malkin

How to Win Elections by Telling Jerks Not to Jerk Off
Christine O'Donnell

How to Profit from an Anti-Gay Christian Agenda while Enjoying Gay Sex and Blow
Ted Haggard

How to Pretend You're Not Gay: Seven Good Excuses for What You're Doing in that Bathroom Stall
Larry Craig

How to Get Mommy and Daddy to Buy Off Your Mistress and Her Cuckholded Husband
John Ensign

How to Make Money Creating a Fake Religion Because That's So Profitable
L. Ron Hubbard

Why I Read L. Ron Hubbard
Pastor Rick Warren

katz said...

That list is...incredibly racist, actually (the Tiger Woods one is supposed to be "All the Women I Haven't Slept With!" Geez, get it right!).

I don't suppose it's worth asking why it would be important for the Speaker of the House to know about military strategy?

Anoner said...

Don't forget, Katz, that in T-tard land, IF you call out their very obvious racism, then it's really you who is the racist.

Yeah: I know. Complete b.s. like this insane list, but kudos to ferschitz for a better (and more truthful) list.

Anoner said...

Katz: the first rule of T-Tard land is that he who calls out the blatant racism of T-Tarders is actually the for-real racist. Never forget that clever "out" clause.

Marc with a C said...

I tried to do that on this board last time, but some a-hole first time poster didn't get the irony.

Anonymous said...

@ferschitz - "How to Be a Starkly Evil Bastard Dick Cheney" should be a very big book!

Anonymous said...

I think the first post misses the point completely.

It should be something like;

How to not steal blatantly from Alex Jones

By Glenn Beck

Favorite porn stars, and vibrators

By Christine O'donnell

Non-super Hypocritical Christian Right Politicians

By any christian right wing author

How to be compassionate towards immigrants
By Michelle Malkin and Michael Savage

 
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